Debunking the junk science behind health fads, wellness scams and nonsensical nutrition advice. Co-hosted by @yrfatfriend and @rottenindenmark.

This month's bonus episode is a DIET BOOK DEEP DIVE patreon.com/posts/diet-book-…
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We're back! We missed you! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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This month's Patreon bonus episode is a diet book deep dive that becomes yet another entry in our ongoing series, Aubrey and Mike discuss The Straights. patreon.com/maintenancephase
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Tuesday! (sigh)
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No episode today, we are taking a much-needed break! See you in two weeks!
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NEW EPISODE! An outbreak in Britain, a verdict in Amarillo and a herd of dad-puns in the nation's newspapers podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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NEW EPISODE! Poisoned apples, mad cows and the weirdly legal story of how Oprah met Dr. Phil podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Tomorrow: OPRAH V. BEEF!
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Finally got demographic info for our show and it turns out our listeners are mostly lady millennials with impeccable taste
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Incredibly happy to see Nat Geo finally acknowledge this as a myth. Bonus points! They quote personal fav Katherine Flegal AND abstain from those zombie stats other articles love to boast about! @MaintenancePod nationalgeographic.com/premi…
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Roughly one-third of the episode is just explaining this graphic
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Tuesday!
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We're finally back! Today's episode is a DIET BOOK DEEP DIVE into one of Hollywood's most iconic problematic faves. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Tuesday we're back! We missed you so much!
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Just tried recording but Aubrey's voice is still out! We'll be back with a new episode as soon as we can. Thanks for bearing with us!

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Patrons/Subscribers! It's time for THE 2022 GRIFTIES, our annual awards show where we (dis)honor the influencers, trends and diets that defined the year in wellness. Submit your nominations in the thread below!
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Patrons! This month's bonus episode is a PODCAST FOODS TASTE TEST. One of these is the worst thing we've ever tried. Plus: The podcast payola scandal! Sign up here: patreon.com/maintenancephase
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Listeners! Mike is working on an episode about WORKPLACE WELLNESS and wants to hear your stories! E-mail us with the weirdest and wildest health efforts by your employer. Anonymity guaranteed! maintenancephase at gmail dot com!
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This morning at 9:30 Dr. Oz called John Fetterman to concede.
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Replying to @blackforager
YAY! So glad you're enjoying it!

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Oh my god we are so delighted to have played some small role in this! What a lovely story.
Camp Roundup is a summer camp experience for fat women — where they can connect with and celebrate one another free from stigma. It was held for the first time this year in Newark, Ohio. n.pr/3TOrgRu
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BREAKING: Queen Elizabeth II died of "old age," according to her death certificate. nbcnews.com/news/world/queen…
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Patrons! This month's bonus episode is a MEDIA ROUNDUP. The best, the worst and the "It's complicated!" of recent diet and health news. If you're not subscribed check it out here: patreon.com/maintenancephase
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Hang on to your pinot noir, tomorrow's episode is a deep dive into THE FRENCH PARADOX
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Tuesday's episode!
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And when we say "back next week with something special," we mean it.
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This week’s episode is running late, sorry! We weren’t planning to do this but the reaction to our Moon Juice Taste Test was so overwhelming that we’re sharing it on our main feed to tide you over. We’ll be back next week with something special! buzzsprout.com/1411126/11270…
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This month's Patreon bonus episode is a MOON JUICE TASTE TEST. These were not what we expected but also, somehow, exactly what we expected. patreon.com/posts/70982355
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Apparently it's still the motto!
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We've waited two years for the perfect Maintenance Phase / You're Wrong About crossover and we finally found it! Today's episode is THE SCARSDALE DIET MURDER and our special guest is @Remember_Sarah! buzzsprout.com/1411126/11176…
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Tuesday's episode is a crossover event: THE SCARSDALE DIET MURDER feat. @Remember_Sarah!
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On Tuesday it's another DIET BOOK DEEP DIVE! Get ready for some impeccable pronunciations.
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Just recorded this month’s bonus episode
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Patrons! This month's bonus episode — sigh — is a recap of what Jordan Peterson has been up to the last few months. Sign up here! patreon.com/maintenancephase
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