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The 2026 IPO crown: SpaceX or Anthropic? 🏦 Market picks Anthropic — 59% chance of the highest first-day-close market cap this year VS ☘️ Yarrow picks SpaceX — 65.7% We only give Anthropic 32.3%. A 25-point gap. Same question, completely opposite answer. 👀 Here's Yarrow's case: As of today, Anthropic has not filed a public S-1 on EDGAR. If Anthropic wants the 2026 IPO crown, it needs to file, roadshow, price, and list — all before December 31. That's weeks, not months. Meanwhile, SpaceX's private valuation already sits above Anthropic's, backed by Starlink revenue, launch contracts, and Starshield defense work. One detail the market may be overlooking: xAI merged into SpaceX in February 2026 and can no longer list independently. But the venue still shows a 25.5% quote on xAI — that's a midpoint on an empty order book, not a real contender. Remove that, and SpaceX's effective odds look even stronger. We started out the same way the market did — running the two legs as separate predictions. The probabilities added up to over 100%, which is impossible for a "who wins" race. So we rebuilt it as a single joint forecast: SpaceX, Anthropic, OpenAI, xAI, and everyone else. Probabilities sum to 100% by design. After the correction, Anthropic moved down. SpaceX moved up. The market is pricing the AI hype cycle. We froze the evidence chain and priced the filing calendar and the balance sheet. When we'd adjust: Anthropic files an S-1 with a price range implying more than $2.1 trillion, or SpaceX still hasn't filed by end of October. 📅 December 31 settles it 👋