“Paul Gascoigne is outside with a fishing rod, 4 cans of lager and a chicken sandwich, sir.”

Mar 17, 2026 · 5:37 PM UTC

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Replying to @MarkHam80780803 @Moonstone1812
Brilliant 👏
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Cheers🙏
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Replying to @MarkHam80780803
Inspired, sir, inspired. Is it chlorinated chicken?
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Replying to @MarkHam80780803
Best of the day… no contest
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Cheers🙏
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Replying to @MarkHam80780803 @asymetricjockey
Just 4 cans?
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Replying to @MarkHam80780803
Ha ha, absolutely brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
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Replying to @MarkHam80780803
Love this old British joke that nobody outside the country or under 50yrs old would get🤣 It means he's a gonner (not a footie ref.)
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Replying to @MarkHam80780803
More like.. ‘You stink like a fucking horrible sewer sir!’
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Replying to @MarkHam80780803 @Normanjam67
Sir, not that Gaza
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Fog on the brain is all mine all mine
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Niche and current. 😉
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I like your style!

ALT Well Done Clapping GIF by MOODMAN
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Replying to @MarkHam80780803 @westerhampete
Love it, made me laugh out loud!
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Replying to @MarkHam80780803
Any American who understands this, respond and claim your prize.
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Replying to @MarkHam80780803
he says take your shirt off as 10 bellies couldn't make it & we need to keep up the image
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Replying to @MarkHam80780803
Tweet of the day this!
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As a Geordie, I fully endorse and, frankly, enjoyed this more than I thought was possible
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Only ppl of a certain age will get that reference.
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Replying to @MarkHam80780803
Boom!
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Replying to @MarkHam80780803 @Normanjam67
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner🥇👏👏👏
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Replying to @MarkHam80780803
Such an obscure reference... Love it!
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ALT Goodfellas Laugh Liotta GIF
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Trumps Raoul Moat moment! 😂🤣
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Replying to @MarkHam80780803 @TrowsdaleGary
Ow Trumpy man, it’s Gaza
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Nigel as well, he come from clacton, have you got a job for him yet?
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Replying to @MarkHam80780803 @dstorer80
😂😂😂
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Replying to @MarkHam80780803 @sassycassyL
😂😂
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Replying to @MarkHam80780803 @mrsDugskullery
lol
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Replying to @MarkHam80780803 @slinkydoodle
Bravo!
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👍😂
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🤣
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