Xennial mom & small biz founder. Progressive Independent. Introvert. Realist. Pro reproductive freedom for all. Here to make it weird! 👩‍👧☕️🏋️‍♂️

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I wouldn’t care if Joe Biden made trillions of dollars from influence peddling, Hunter screwed every prostitute in the country, or snorted every line of cocaine in existence. I will NEVER vote for a Republican as long as I live.
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Sorta sums it up, doesn’t it?
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Can’t wait for the Dems to sweep the midterms and then be accused of cheating.
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CNN put together multiple instances where Trump promised rebates and dividends that never materialized.
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Replying to @RonFilipkowski
Nothing says “America First” like asking Ukraine to protect Russia’s petroleum industry.
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The midterms are just 83 days away!! Visit @votefwd to get a letter kit so you can help reach voters!
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Honestly, Drunk Rudy was more coherent trying to explain that shit at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in 2020 than Trump was tonight.
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BREAKING - Californians voters have approved prop 50 to counteract gerrymandering by red states
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Replying to @PpollingNumbers
We're going to see massive outcries from Republicans saying NYC is fucked even though they've been saying that for years now and never even BEEN to the place. Why would they suddenly care now?
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Y’all thought eggs were expensive before…
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MAGAs are so dumb that they don't believe the world's richest man is motivated by money and power
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This is not me being snarky: can someone explain why the CEO’s killer is being charged with 2nd degree murder? Seems that 1st degree would be more appropriate given the silencer and travel to commit the murder.
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Trump pardoned his son-in-law's daddy, his campaign manager who lied to protect him, his NSA who lied to protect him, his Coffee Boy who lied to protect him, his rat-fucker who lied to protect him, & his former campaign manager who had just helped him launch an insurrection.
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Wow. They must REALLY have some shit on Gaetz.
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Can someone explain to me how deporting 10 million people will make your eggs cheaper
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RT @MuellerSheWrote: “I live in a blue state so my vote doesn’t matter.” Yes it does.
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True story: I went to get a tattoo touched up this morning and the girl in front of me was getting “MAGA SLUT” on the inside of her lip. She couldn’t have been older than nineteen. I’m sure this won’t be the only decision she lives to regret.
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Hope the fantasy of cheaper groceries was worth it.
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Xanax: It’s what’s for dinner.
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