Oh hey, some news! I have signed with @CPMagents for all the acting stuff (except for voice, look to @BeHeardVoices for that)! Looking forward to taking this chance to meet some lovely new industry people and get back in touch with some others I've not seen for a bit 😊

i had no prior knowledge of this but thanks instagram for showing me cause yeah jameela's right

Imagine being the loved ones of these 18 heroes and hearing the draft dodger who set them to their deaths calling it “small potatoes.”

I’m a doctor. This executive order is wrong. The President does not have the expertise to make these changes. Vaccines are overwhelmingly safe. Vaccines are effective. Vaccines DO NOT cause autism. Breaking up vaccines will mean children have to get more shots to get the same protection, not fewer shots. It will increase hesitancy and make children less safe. Parents should listen to their child’s pediatrician about vaccines rather than listening to an inaccurate executive order. This is so wrong. nitter.net/axios/status/208688294…

More film reviews should be utterance-based affairs

Hold on though. I thought this film was, as the kids are saying, "awake"

This is serious, I have never been more serious about anything: When are we going to get Tom Holland and Tom Hollander in something together? The marketing machine would be self-sustaining

The only thing the President loves more than himself is a comma.

Belgium may have beaten the hell out of the US in the World Cup, but when this is all over the Belgians have to use their longer paid vacations to take their higher standard of living back to their much safer country where they’ll have to spend their much longer life expectancies thinking about it.

Pro actor. Never diagnosed neurodiverse. Thinking hard this morning about how theatre acting is great because you get to say familiar things multiple times and are clearly rewarded, and if you don't understand a complex social situation the director will explain it to you

Seeing a lot of people saying Keir Starmer is the worst prime minister in their lifetime and the only reasonable conclusion to make is that they are two years old

Is this a reality show and we're all waiting for the reveal?

I don't know anything about this sport or who any of them are, but I do enjoy that the men in the middle look like bouncers at a third-choice bar trying to keep the peace between two ultimately harmless patrons

If Bernie's 5% annual wealth tax on billionaires had been enacted in 2012, Elon Musk would be worth less than $365 billion instead of the $1.2 trillion that he's worth today. Elon would still be the wealthiest man alive & every family in America would have universal childcare.

There are credible allegations made against Donald Trump that he mutilated a child’s nipples while raping her. Allegations so serious, his inner circle had to meet in the Situation Room to discuss them. I mean, how the fuck isn’t this the biggest scandal in the world right now?

This is what the world needs right now. Common sense solutions for everyday problems. A few more of these and the Kardashians will be gone and Trump will be quiet!

Not the kind of thing i'd normally tweet about but I've just seen a jumbo jet fly in four full loops over north London and that seems... very odd?? The same jet, the same circle, the same path.

Wonderful to hear President Trump’s bi-weekly six month physical was another rousing success

Guy who has never heard of James Bond before today

This is the photo of trump that the world press released of trump from China. The White House hasn't been able to pull it down.

Trump: “Drugs coming by sea, meaning coming by water, by ocean. A lot of people don’t know what I mean by sea. They think I mean vision. I’m talking about sea like the sea.” The dumbest president in history