𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝟰𝟯 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗗𝗶𝗱𝗻’𝘁 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗛𝗲𝗿 𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗲 On September 1 1983 ranchers working along a rural highway in Hamilton County Texas discovered something horrifying Human remains Investigators determined the victim was a woman She had been shot in the head But there was one enormous problem Nobody knew who she was For more than four decades she remained unidentified No name No family to notify No answer to the question of who had taken her life Investigators could only describe the things found with her Brown knee high boots A blue and white polka dot blouse Stretch blue jeans A Timex watch with a brown leather strap Bobby pins And two barrettes decorated with orange roses Those small personal objects became some of the only clues to the identity of a woman who had effectively disappeared from history

I think Brian Fellow is one of those SNL characters people sometimes misunderstand. The obvious joke is that he knows almost nothing about animals. But I don't think that's what made the character work. Tracy Morgan debuted Brian Fellow's Safari Planet in 1999, playing a host who was completely confident despite having very little idea what he was talking about. And that's where the character gets interesting. Because SNL has done plenty of “stupid character” sketches. Brian Fellow felt different. Why? I think the answer has less to do with how little Brian knew and much more to do with how absolutely certain he was that he knew everything.