THE MAX EXTRACTOR premiering 2026 Creating the Greatest Crypto Comedy on the Planet.

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Max Extractor - the TV pilot retweeted
Recently wrote produced and acted in my tv pilot @MaxExtractorTV! Trailer is coming soon.
Im a professional actor producer imdb.me/gabrielhaines
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Im a professional actor producer imdb.me/gabrielhaines
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RT @gabrielhaines: In April 2025, I was terrified. Crypto was dumping. Opportunities felt scarce. Waiting around wasn't an option. I star…
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Celebrating $hype ath with @1000xprod
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A washed up crypto king tries to make it back in one trade, only to get extracted Pilot coming soon @1000xprod
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POV - your applying for a crypto mortgage
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"Yeah, I think we're going to max extract on this one boys"
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 White House official says the US will seize "all the oil" from Iran.
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its time! production begins in two days!
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RANTING WITH GABRIEL 0:20 Baby sister stealing 1:58 @BlackRock buying $uni @Uniswap 2:48 @intern @0x_Abdul leaving @monad 5:49 neighbor tangent 7:04 @keoneHD @_jhunsaker r smart, now is the time to build 10:02 eveyone thinks crypto is a scam 10:29 @coinbase selling an NSX with @carsandbids 12:46 @megaeth with app innovation and the @Euphoria_fi tapathon 15:08 Epstein and Eyes Wide Shut 16:32 social media anxiety 18:08 Elite cult parties 21:18 bohemian grove 23:01 Need a miami realtor? dm me @motherofdegens_ 25:22 I am mossad 26:29 @KarateCombat continues to scam 28:32 @1000xprod update 30:54 demons from the Talmud
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.@Polymarket and @KaitoAI are creating markets where users bet on mindshare and sentiment.
We're taking the next step into Attention Markets, built in partnership with @Polymarket - the next stage in predicting internet trends! Prediction Markets are becoming a core part of not only crypto, but everyday life more widely. Measurable attention opens up a new way for them to be utilized, letting people predict and capitalize on trends. Being built directly into our main site, and with a new standalone site coming, we're going to be opening up ways to predict attention throughout various areas - starting with crypto and expanding out into AI, finance, entertainment, sports, geopolitics, and other culturally relevant domains. We'll be rolling it out in stages, iterating over time to make it a core part of Kaito's and Polymarket's ecosystem. More details on when we're going live soon!
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Production Update first script read through has been completed The production team has started the casting process WE ARE COMING!
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the ball is rolling
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1000x Productions Update After months of searching I have finally found a strong team that is capable and aligned with The Max Extractor vision. I am in the process of reviewing the production agreement and hope to finalize soon
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SELLING CRYPTO ADVICE FOR $1 - ART BASEL EDITION
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Collectors club takes crypto already, no advice needed here KOBE
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Never sell, and never get leverage!
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