Californian but my hockey teams are Calgarian (and I still root for 🐻#91) • #Flames #Wranglers • Sasshole • Bisexual • Horror • NB • Menace

The hockey gods won’t let me watch this one on all the channels/apps I do have, motherfuckers. I’m in California and want to cheer for my Bear who is a Bruin. Whyyyyyyyy can’t I?!
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My beasts. Both client and my familiar. I’m happy to be home.
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Ravenous barking sounds.
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Had to zoom in because THAT HAIR! Swoon.
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Monday night with Matty & Mints 🏒
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We got so many trick or treaters and almost got completely cleaned out of candy! I love being a Full-Bar-House and watching the kids freak out at full size candy. Also we have to carve the day of because pumpkins go moldy fast AF here.
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I don’t really know him, but his card is very silly and I like it.
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Went to the Erotic Heritage Museum and it was quite the experience. Very challenging and way more political than I thought and much less about sex and Vegas which I was disappointed to find out. The Nazi stuff at the beginning was a huge turn off. Probably wouldn’t return.
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Spent the morning in Omega Mart at Meow Wolf! It was wild inside! And the game was fun even if we didn’t get to complete it because of technical difficulties!
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Champagne and Caviar at the piano bar!
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That guy is never coming back, is he?
Head coach Ryan Huska says Huberdeau is “not close” to returning. Says he’ll join the team periodically for morning skates and practices as he keeps taking steps to a return. #Flames
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Let’s go #Flames
SUNNY WITH THE SNIPE!
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This morning’s girls.
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LETS GO #FLAMES
Beat the champs 😎 #Flames | @scotiabank
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I love having hockey locally again. @Thunderfphl 🌩️⚡️
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Can we call the Lindberg fans Lindberg’s Babies or is that too much?
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😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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Current weather checks.
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#Flames Now just keep going!!
The Bison on the power play!
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YEAH MIDDLETON! #Flames
MIDDSY WITH A SHORT-HANDED BEAUTY!
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Since we got a goal… #Flames
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Isn’t she just the cutest?! We always gets tons of compliments on our walk.
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Woke up seriously missing Calgary. Y’all are so lucky to live there. I’m Californian by choice, but would seriously consider buying a cottage up north for sure. It’s such a special place and y’all are lucky to live there!
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Especially Wolfie!! Good morning everybody!!
Good morning, #Flames fam 🔥
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WE DID IT!!! #Flames
PUT IT IN THE WIN COLUMN
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SUNNY!! #Flames
SUNNY TIES IT!!
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#Flames HELL YEAH BIG MAN!
THE BIG MAN STRIKES FIRST!!
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I ate RAW in Calgary. Oysters, beef, fish. Don’t bother cooking my food. I’m okay, I guess?
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Calgary, I’m gonna miss you.
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When you’re a Flames fan…
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Considering your stance on AI, this feels like karmic balance.
Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y’all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out 👎
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Did you even go to Canada if you didn’t stop for cards at Timmy’s?! ALSO I PULLED A WOLFIE SO AN AUSPICIOUS SIGN FOR TONIGHT!!
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I also hiked a canyon to see some gorgeous waterfall action yesterday.
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Hashtag Boss & Dad at the @NHLFlames game! #Flames
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I’m finally home! First time in the Saddledome! On the glass where I belong, naturally. LETS GO @NHLFlames !!
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Being a tourist and eating some poutine. #Calgary
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Replying to @dobysmiles
Wolfie (Dustin Wolf) is adorable and a great kid. Super nice in person. Decent goalie. 💖
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CALGARY I AM IN YOU!!!
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Guys we have hockey back in the 209! I just went and picked up my season passes yesterday. Can’t wait to be a menace at the barn!
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Jake Middleton you fucking beauty!!!
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LFGGGGG!!!! #Flames
MATTY SNIPE!!
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Devin Cooley to start here in Vancouver tonight for the Flames.
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Let's make it 3-0 shall we ;)
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*gnaws on the wall*
Warmies in Winnipeg.
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WE GOT ONE!! #Flames
Stromer!
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DUSTIN WOLF. SEND TWEET. #Flames
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Now that’s what I like to see! Some extracurriculars! #Flames
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GUYS GET IT TOGETHER PLEASE. REGROUP. #Flames YOU CAN DO IT.
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WELL I LIKE THAT EVEN LESS. #Flames
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Well I don’t like that. #Flames
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*ravenous barking sounds*
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Zaddy man bun had to make an appearance.
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Oh, it’s the @NHLFlames for sure.
IT'S TIME TO MAKE YOUR PICK ⏳ #NHLFaceOff Who do you think is winning the Stanley Cup?
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Bruh he’s so cute. What an adorable Captain.
Congrats to David Pastrnak on being named the 28th captain in @NHLBruins history! 🍝
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That was really tough boys! Still proud of you! #Flames
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THE BOYS ARE FIGHTINGGGGGG!! #Flames
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SUNNYYYYYYY #Flames
SUNNY WITH HIS THIRD GOAL IN HIS SECOND PRESEASON GAME OF THE YEAR! Watch live: cflam.es/4ylv9Cc
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The box right now. #Flames
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SCOREY RORY! 2-1 US! Watch live: cflam.es/4ylv9Cc
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CASTAGNA OPENS THE SCORING IN SEATTLE! Watch live: cflam.es/4ylv9Cc
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Probably gonna get a lot of use out of this one this season.
looks like the library's out of cook books
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I feel completely normal about this guy.
looks like the library's out of cook books
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TWO GOALS?! IN THIS ECONOMY?!?! #Flames
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fuck the captaincy announcement, did you guys know we got a new ref
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Look at my fucking goalie. Y’all mfers don’t stand a chance. This boy is DIFFERENT this year.
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SOUND THE HOUNDS! YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH IVE WANTED TO USE WOLF GIFS AGAIN!!! #Flames #Wolfpack
Dustin Wolf gets the start tonight. #Flames
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AYDAR WITH ANOTHER ONE! TIE GAME!
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YOU GUYS ITS FLAMES HOCKEY AGAIN AND WE’RE SCORING GOALS! #Flames #Preseason
Sunny snipe 🎯
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Bruiser.
How ‘bout a few more 📸
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Talk about an Angel in the outfield. 🥰
bruins night at fenway yesterday!
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Babygirl.™️
Fun was had at Fenway.
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She’s just such a hottie and a weirdo. I’m a fan.
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This evening!
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This morning.
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Non-hockey things.
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Statement from Connor Hellebuyck:
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Loving hockey is weird because you will get hella endeared to one random player and the sight of their long offseason hair will make you feel like a feral Victorian who just glimpsed an ankle.
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