Tired mom of nine. Frequent Victim of autocorrect. Feral domestic servant. Late night Twitter cruiser. Sigma mom. #dontbeadick.

The suburbs
Political system, summed up:
Mamdani holds hands with political rival Curtis Sliwa to get their flu shots
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One of my husbands old coworkers bequeathed to him his prized, vintage Les Paul from his glory days. The catch? He was told he’d have to learn this solo. He’s with the Lord now , and now we both know that ain’t happening. RIP Prince (and Jerry).
Prince was asked to do a solo on a cover of While My Guitar Gently Weeps and he showed up to the rehearsal and barely played anything. Didn’t have any solo ready at all and didn’t play one. They asked what he was going to play and he just said “Don’t worry about it.” Then, on the night of the performance he just looms out of the shadows and plays this. The way he pivots off that F# root note into Dorian mode is so good. Massively underrated guitarist.
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So it turns out those old fashioned often religious based morals we had as a load bearing beam for society around men and women and sex might have been there for a reason.
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I had the orange one ❤️
Halloween Happy Meal (1990) 🎃
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"Your homeschooled kids need socialization." "They have 5 siblings and 17 cousins they hang out with a lot." "Not like that." "We go to church twice a week and they talk with all sorts of people." "Not like that." "They do intramural sports and play with all sorts of other kids." "Not like that." "There are lots of kids in the neighborhood and at the local park they interact with." "Not like that." "Our homeschool co-op meets once per week, with parents rotating as teachers." "Not like that." "Ok. So...what do you mean by socialization then?" "You need to send them away every single day to sit with children their own age for 6 hours. And let me teach them with no supervision from you." "Oh. No thanks."
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Nobody is surprised when a border collie tries to herd kids, when it tries to herd people, and other animals Nobody is surprised when a pointer, points. Nobody is surprised when a Labrador retriever, retrieves or a rat terrier finds and kills rats. Dogs are bred and have been bred for ages to be and act certain ways. Pitbulls were made to kill, to maim, to destroy and not let go. It’s not their fault obviously, they didn’t make the choice to be the way they are anymore than a border collie asked to herd sheep. It’s just what they were born and bred to do. We need to accept this, we need to understand this, and because of it we need to get rid of this breed of dog, both for their sake and ours. They are dangerous animals, and people who defend and keep them are no better.
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"Sure, the West is being occupied by people who hate Westerners, our religion, way of life, and customs. They rape and murder our children and women. Oh well! At least I'm not one of those racists! We have like THEE BEST ethnic restaurants! Let's go get some kabobs!!"
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My Grok house. 😅😅😅😅 How did it know?
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Trying again for a day without medication. Went to bed last night with sinus pain so bad I felt it in my teeth. So far, so good.
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I just don’t buy this over emphasized hysteria over “the left” either. The left has never been weaker in half a century than they are right now. They have no vision and no message beyond “racist” and “free stuff.” The bigger threat is the Zionist grip on the right. Hazony the Israeli and his network of “Nat Cons,” the fact that TPUSA is 100% subverted by the Israelis now that Charlie is gone, the fact that everyone in the MAGA orbit are paid Israeli shills or stalwart zionists like Levin. They will never allow any form of Christian or Nationalist agenda to progress, ever. So we’ll just continue to slowly manage the decline like R’s have been doing for 50 years while the Israeli’s load their pockets and drop bombs to advance the greater Israel project while our people suffer. No thanks. Let it burn.
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A plate was just placed in front of me while I languish in bed. Full of burnt ends, and other delicacies. Perks of having kids in the workforce.
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Alright internet sleuths: Why is my hair falling out, 2.5 years after my last kid was born? Caught my firstborn staring and my forehead and he confessed I am actually balding. :/
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So much of the leftist discourse is funny because they are all about supporting the poor and those in need, but at the same time will tell you to kill children in the womb who might be at risk of being poor. Support the poor by murdering them I guess? They are about supporting the poor, the welfare state, massive social programs and funds but will call you a broke loser, plus a plethora of other names I shall not use, if you are a woman who stays home and somehow makes due with not a massive income, and no welfare. Truly dumb insufferable people. They don’t hate and dislike certain policies. They just hate and dislike you. It’s not about supporting certain causes, it’s only about supporting certain people who believe the same as them.
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Timeline cleanse. Enjoy today’s wholesomeness, courtesy of the husband.
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Holy. Hell. Today I managed to tie up two lose ends from moms estate: The car, and the 401-k. Toyota Financial: 5 stars. Gal called me on the regular to make sure I knew what we needed to do. Made small talk for 10 minutes so I could keep her on the line long enough to get my paperwork in front of me. Done. God bless Cassandra. Wells Fargo: GO STRAIGHT TO HELL. Do not pass go, do not collect 200$. Shoutout to William, who was my first successful conversation after three separate hour + long waits. First gal, ESL, hung up on me when she couldn’t understand my # Second gal: had no clue. Ran me through the wringer trying to “verify” who I was (after they sent test deposits to my bank account, didn’t even ask for them!).and ended the call asking me to MAIL OR FAX TWO forms of ID before they would release the funds! Asked for supervisor. Hung up after three separate holds. Called back. Waited 1.5 hours. William the good ol boy got it done. Paid an 18$ consciences fee for a direct deposit I won’t see for a week but I DONT CARE!!!! All this, just to buy her headstone :(
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Week six, day 2 of the flu, and the first day I tried not to medicate: -threw in the towel at 3 but only took decongestants. Now I’m just lying around making dinner in my head, but must go out in the rain to gather the remaining tomatoes and cucumbers for a makeshift Greek salad. Next: aspirin.
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This is why I went unassisted with # 8.
My daughter Jessica was only 39 years old and pregnant with her seventh child. Knowing that they were killing people in the hospital, she was fearful of going into the hospital. She got to emergency and from there no one could see her. Three days later after four doses of Remdesivir they forced vented her. She fought for her life. They proceeded to grab her wrists and ankles and strapped her down to the bed. Then they took her baby by forced c-section. Six days later my beautiful daughter was dead. -Julie Schlipp @akahuckleberry @Saorise69 @MIBetrayalProj @BrittGilchrist @bluhawii26 @donna_spach626 @SenRonJohnson @Justice4Earl @MJ826233075 @JSchlipp90430 @_TheYoungBlood
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Damnit. It’s been raining for WEEKS. We got a break in the weather yesterday but the kid was too busy pacing the neighborhood schooling his girlfriend on important moral issues. Said he would mow today. Raining again. Can’t decide why I’m mad or if I should be at all.
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