I dabble in this and that. Probably not your cup of tea.

New Mexico 🇺🇸
Explaining how engagement works on 𝕏. A like is you waving from a moving car.
A repost is you honking and keeping the same speed.
A reply is you pulling over.
A quote is you pulling over, rolling the window down, and announcing it to the whole street. Most of the time, 𝕏 is just a lot of waving.
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Michelle Whitzel ™ retweeted
You know how we should know these award shows are a farce? Madonna’s laser joke. That joke only works if you saw Confessions II – The Film. The whole short is built on green lasers shooting out of dancers’ crotches and butts. If the room didn’t laugh, they didn’t watch the thing they were handing her an award for.
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Michelle Whitzel ™ retweeted
Dearest Nancy, You didn’t play your hand well on this one. At all. Now both sides are angry with you. The people who pushed the racial narrative are furious because they believe you “flipped on them” after amplifying the FAKE Sea Tow call and transcript — a story that caused even more pain for Nolan’s FRIENDS, not merely his “acquaintances.” And the people of Ocean Springs? Many of them want absolutely nothing to do with you after what these families were put through. So… are you going to tell everyone what happened at dinner, Nancy? Or shall I? One of us was welcomed. And one of us was not. Which one were you, Nancy? I wasn’t going to say anything. But you kept going even AFTER speaking directly with these parents. Even after sitting face-to-face with the boys. And somehow, you still refuse to apologize while continuing to diminish Nolan’s friends by calling them “acquaintances.” So who wants to hear what actually happened when Nancy came to Horn Island? Because I was there.
“If you want justice for #NolanWells, get on board and start looking in the right places.” Watch our full Crime Stories Investigation now on YouTube.
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We also don’t need Muslim mayors. New York was the first to forget.
You couldn’t pay me to board a plane with a Muslim pilot. We really need to have a conversation about how dangerous these people are.
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I wouldn’t mind getting "financially DDOS'd” Elon Musk. Hint hint. Elbow Elbow. Nudge nudge. Wink wink.
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I wouldn’t mind getting "financially DDOS'd” Elon Musk. Hint hint. Elbow Elbow. Nudge nudge. Wink wink.
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Michelle Whitzel ™ retweeted
I DO NOT SAY THIS NEAR ENOUGH. THANK YOU to every subscriber, follower, and supporter here on X. You show up, you share the truth, and you keep this fight alive with me every single day. I love you guys. Good night, sleep well… and have a fantastic Sunday! God Bless.
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High gas and diesel prices or a nuclear war? Which do you prefer?
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Congratulations Jana & Dave! 😆
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Yes and at 70 😉
Cool and all but "supermodel"? At how old?👀🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
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Michelle Whitzel ™ retweeted
Explaining how engagement works on 𝕏. A like is you waving from a moving car.
A repost is you honking and keeping the same speed.
A reply is you pulling over.
A quote is you pulling over, rolling the window down, and announcing it to the whole street. Most of the time, 𝕏 is just a lot of waving.
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Goodnight everyone! Sleep well.
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Michelle Whitzel ™ retweeted
Replying to @CollinRugg
Kaepernick will go down as a mediocre football player who thought more of himself than anybody else did. What team did he play for? 😂
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Michelle Whitzel ™ retweeted
Some of the smartest people on this platform have less than 2k followers.
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For real?
Elon Musk has moved out of his house and into a motor home. He's temporarily sleeping on-site in Tennessee to help advise a data center buildout.
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Michelle Whitzel ™ retweeted
Replying to @OliLondonTV
Women feel uncomfortable with trans women for safety reasons. Men feel uncomfortable because it’s weird seeing a man with tits pull out a dick. I guess Bill Gates could relate.
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It’s never too late. You’re never too old to change your life. “Reinvention isn’t reserved for the young; it’s reserved for the brave. And courage can arrive late and still change your life.” - Maye Musk
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I’ll take my “conspiracy theorist” title as a compliment then. 🫡
Our society is so dumbed down and indoctrinated that anyone who’s a critical thinker is perceived as a conspiracy theorist.
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Replying to @MichelleWhitzel
Hmm I've never tested how the seats feel naked
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