"If you must keep talking, please try to make it rhyme" -Mose Allison Syndicated cartoonist/illustrator/writer

Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida
SHORTER: Highest divorce rate
Another great reason why I never watch WNBA games!
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Fkg love this fag. Rumble young man
SoCal's 22-year-old sensation Jordan Lucas plays with his entire personality. FUCKING FIERCE.
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SoCal's 22-year-old sensation Jordan Lucas plays with his entire personality. FUCKING FIERCE.
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The greatest dunk ever happened 26 YEARS AGO today!
The Olympic Games™
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As you struggle to pay your own bills, are you prepared to pay the bills for millions of non-citizens, too? That’s what Democrats are proposing - and every GOP campaign ought to be all over it.
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SHORTER: These shows have been dead longer than the guy on the left.
“The Atlanta Falcons have NO CHANCE of beating the Green Bay Packers. None.”
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TREASON 🚨 Tulsi has uncovered documents that were hidden for ten years, showing Obama doctored the intel to make it look like Putin and Trump stole the 2016 election Obama ordered Brennan to create a fake assessment ALL ROADS LEAD DIRECTLY TO OBAMA
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SHORTER: "They are not like us"
A a 63-year-old man was beaten in the middle of the street…over what? A MINOR FENDER BENDER. Retired truck driver Lance Jeffries rear-ended an SUV in Missouri. His daughter says he got out to check on the people inside. Instead, video shows Jeffries being punched, kicked, stomped and dragged across the pavement by a black family. Is this a hate crime? His daughter says his eyes were swollen shut. He suffered neck and jaw injuries and blood clots in his leg and abdomen, requiring hospitalization. And it didn’t end with the beating. Prosecutors allege members of the group went through his vehicle and his wallet. Four people have now been charged with robbery, assault and burglary. Over a fender bender. Seriously — what happened to exchanging insurance information and going home? I guess besting people instead of waiting for police is how some people handle it🤬
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SHORTER: Never forget this woman bragged about making such a big batch of collard greens over the holidays that she washed them (wait for it)... in her bathtub.
Kamala Harris just attempted to explain AI & social media algorithms 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚: You will lose brain cells (It's worse than you think)
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SHORTER: Then it stands to reason if Mary said "baby boy" God chose the stronger of the two sexes. Why would he choose the weaker sex?
Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but he was trans. And when he was resurrected, he came back as His true, transgender self.
Community note
Mary did not assign a gender to Jesus. Mary was told before his birth that Jesus would be a male. Luke 1:30-31 – "But the angel said to her, 'Do not be afraid, Mary; you have found favor with God. You will conceive and give birth to a son, and you are to call him Jesus.'" biblegateway.com/passage/?searc…
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SHORTER: Women should be in the NFL. For one snap.
When you find out the Subaru meetup in Greenfield, MA has a mask mandate
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SHORTER: Netflix? if you throw in lesbian bb players it's a Bounty commercial.
Every recent movie on Netflix is like: Gay guy is the voice of reason. White man is the bad guy. Mom is the breadwinner. Children are sexualized. Black man is the hero. Women has the balls. Dad is an idiot. Netflix is social engineering, not entertainment.
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SHORTER: Can't remember all the beer ads, illustrations, packaging I was a part of for 25 years and I never ran across this. Love it.
Steely Dan - Schlitz Beer Radio Jingle from 70's This is the best commercial jingle a band has ever made. No debate.
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"It's fucking ducks." How David Mamet feels about WHITE GUILT. Coming October 6! Sign up link below.
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Here are ten grotesque hoaxes that permanently broke corporate journalism and exposed their cartel forever. Legacy media executives feign bewilderment over their cratering credibility, yet the historical record tells an undeniable story. The collapse of public trust was earned through calculated psychological operations, doctored footage, and deliberate institutional fraud. They demanded you ignore your own eyes, surrender basic common sense, and treat blatant partisan propaganda as sacred scripture. 1. The "Fiery But Mostly Peaceful" Spectacle (CNN, 2020) Ali Velshi stood in front of towering infernos consuming Kenosha storefronts while the lower-third graphic insisted the scene was "mostly peaceful." The broadcast demanded viewers distrust their own eyes to protect the regime's preferred civil unrest. 2. The Covington Catholic Character Assassination (2019) Legacy networks selectively sliced footage of teenager Nick Sandmann standing motionless while an activist banged a drum inches from his face. The media branded a quiet high schooler as the face of white supremacy, triggering multi-million dollar defamation settlements once uncut footage destroyed the script. 3. The Jussie Smollett Hate Crime Fable (2019) Anchors uncritically broadcast an absurd fairy tale featuring sub-zero Chicago temperatures, roving assailants carrying bleach, and an intact noose. Newsrooms substituted basic police reporting with cheap racial melodrama, crowning a mediocre actor a martyr before Chicago police dismantled the fraud. 4. The Hunter Biden Laptop Suppression (2020) Fifty-one retired intelligence operatives signed a letter laundering genuine domestic corruption as foreign influence. Corporate networks obediently censored the report right before a presidential election, only verifying the laptop years later when political consequences had expired. 5. The Charlottesville "Very Fine People" Deception (2017) Cable news ran a heavily edited nine-second soundbite to convince the public that a sitting president endorsed white supremacists. They buried the explicit sentence spoken moments later condemning neo-Nazis entirely. Networks weaponized this lie for seven consecutive years. 6. The Border Patrol "Whips" Fabrication (2021) Anchors and politicians accused mounted border agents of using whips against Haitian migrants along the Rio Grande. Even after the civilian photographer publicly testified that agents used split reins to control horses, the media kept the smear alive to paralyze sovereign enforcement. 7. The Automotive "Bloodbath" Panic (2024) Commentators clipped a speech analyzing Chinese auto tariffs and manufactured a panic about nationwide political slaughter. Outlets coordinated identical headlines across digital platforms, deliberately deceiving voters to produce cheap campaign fear. Clip Search: Trump bloodbath auto industry speech full context 8. The Steele Dossier Collusion Hoax (2016 to 2019) Cable hosts spent years reading unverified opposition research funded by political opponents as sacred scripture. Pundits guaranteed imminent treason indictments on prime-time television, harvesting viewer paranoia to fuel a multi-million-dollar ratings racket built on zero evidence. 9. The "Hands Up, Don't Shoot" Myth (2014) Pundits raised their hands on air to validate an execution narrative that never happened in Ferguson. The federal Justice Department ultimately demolished the story using forensic ballistics, yet networks permanently embedded the fabrication into modern cultural folklore. 10. The Wuhan Lab Leak "Racist Conspiracy" Blackout (2020) Legacy reporters branded the virology laboratory hypothesis a xenophobic delusion to protect international bureaucracies and federal research grants. Once evidence made the scenario undeniable, the press pivoted without acknowledging their coordinated suppression of scientific inquiry. These ten hoaxes barely scratch the surface of a decades-long catalog of engineered deception. X has character limits, and modern server infrastructure has physical constraints. Documenting every single fabrication produced by the left-wing press would literally require paving the entire surface of the moon with data centers. The legacy cartel traded its credibility for partisan propaganda, and the American public permanently revoked its trust. The monopoly is broken, the curtain is down, and their authority will never return.
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Both MS NOW and Politico have been DENIED access to the White House again this morning Both reporters weren't just denied -- they had their badges CONFISCATED by Secret Service
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SHORTER: Here's how Islam is NOT a religion it's a political ideology disguised as a religion...
The more you know.
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SHORTER: need more? Here's what's going on across the pond...
This is worth a few minutes of your time.
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EXCLUSIVE: California has created a shadow welfare system for illegal aliens. Free housing, cash, healthcare, food, phones, college tuition, even car insurance—costing taxpayers more than $10 billion per year. We went inside the system and exposed it all.
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