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HOW TO START PRINTING ON METEORA IN 2026 There are only 4 steps and 5 minutes between you and LP proficiency: 1. Download Solana wallet 2. Go through LP training 3. Learn strats and improve skill 4. Find like-minded people Watch this guide to understand what you need to learn and where to find exact resources you need to become profitable. ONE GUIDE TO RULE THEM ALL (all the necessary links in the follow-up tweet)
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Rock makes money returns 🔥 1. If you have never tried LPing, then you can learn how to print fees and participate in this very +EV promotion (free as hell) 2. Even better if you are a seasoned LPer, no reason not to participate for additional stimmies There are 6 pools to choose from compared to the last times Personally I like lil rock gacha, makes me feel like I can really win something. Go crazy with this 🤟
Last month, the Rock Makes Money campaign saw: → 1,708 LPs deposit more than $1.5M → 29,086 rocks smashed → $5,000 in rewards paid out Today, the rock returns. This time, bringing 5 more pools with it. Season 3 launches live on the Solana @EcosystemCall today at 2PM UTC.
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Chat I am sorry
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What a run ☄️
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Mikus retweeted
I think it’s finally time to write my long-standing thesis on $MET. This article will serve as a pillar of my beliefs for years to come. And I genuinely believe that anyone who has used @MeteoraAG for 300+ hours will come away with many of the EXACT same opinions as me, or at least very similar ones. BY THE WAY — I’ve been writing this article for a week now. I swear I’m not bandwagoning all the other posts hahaha. Anyways. Let’s start with my journey. - How I Found Meteora Let’s rewind to around June 2024. Memes had started slowing down after I had run a portfolio up to nearly $70,000 between January and May 2024 — which was a lot of money for me at the time. Within roughly a month, I managed to give back almost half of it. Even though I was still green overall, I felt defeated. I felt like I had lost my edge. Around this time, a friend introduced me to Meteora. Through him, I found @razzaer documenting his 1-100 SOL challenge. I had opened maybe 5-10 liquidity pools before then, but I didn’t truly understand what I was doing. Razzaer showed me something completely different. He showed me that growing a smaller portfolio with exceptional risk management was still possible, even in a market that felt incredibly weak. That was when everything changed. I realized how CRAZY it was that I could take advantage of volume and sideways price movement on memecoins instead of constantly needing to predict the next massive move. I realized how insanely powerful this technology was. I could manage risk. I didn’t need to perfectly time the bottom of a token. I just needed enough understanding to determine a reasonable range where I believed price would trade. I could collect fees from the activity happening inside that range. I could even have a token dump heavily into my position, rebound without ever returning to my original entry price, and still exit profitably. I talk about this concept on stream all the time. When I first understood it, it genuinely felt like I had discovered magic. Instead of constantly being on the other side of the market paying fees and chasing price, I could provide liquidity and earn fees from the order flow coming through my position. Buys. Sells. Sideways price action. Volatility. For the first time, I felt like I had another weapon available to me regardless of what the market was doing. And my small account started growing quickly. There are FAR too many parts of this journey to include in one article. But before moving forward, I need to emphasize something: Learning LPing Is a Skill That Compounds There are rare moments in this market where the risk/reward of liquidity provision becomes absolutely astronomical. TRUMP. STONKFUN. Abnormal launchpad pools. Massive launches. Extreme volume events. There have been moments where my friends and I were able to generate returns approaching 100% on deployed capital within minutes. Some of those are among my favorite memories I have in crypto. During those periods, it genuinely feels like you have a money printer sitting on your desk. Obviously, those opportunities are NOT normal. But that is exactly why learning this skill before those opportunities arrive matters so much. Even if you are struggling with LPing today, understanding the tech could pay you back tenfold when the next abnormal opportunity presents itself. The people learning during the boring periods are the people who are ready when it gets stupid. And that brings me to the bigger point. Because my story is only a tiny example of what Meteora actually is. Meteora Is Bigger Than Memecoin LPing Everything I just described came from one retail trader with a small account. But Meteora is not simply a tool for small traders trying to farm fees on memecoins. At its core, Meteora is market-making infrastructure. It allows capital to be deployed into markets, define where that capital should operate, determine the fees it wants to earn, and dynamically participate in the liquidity layer of onchain assets. The same product that works for someone messing around with 5 SOL can work for 500 SOL. Or 5,000. Or significantly more. That scalability is one of the biggest reasons I am so bullish on what Meteora can become. Retail needs something they can actually use. Whales need capital efficiency. Desks need control. Funds need infrastructure that can handle real size. Projects need a book people can trade against. All of them need the same thing: a place where capital can become liquidity without begging someone for permission. That is what people miss when they write Meteora off as “the memecoin LP app.” Memes were just the first stress test. Thousands of tokens. Insane vol. Constant launches. Different fees. Retail deploying around the clock. If Meteora can handle THAT environment, imagine what happens when cleaner assets and bigger money start showing up. Meteora gives the small guy tools that used to belong to specialists. But it does not ONLY suit the small guy. That’s the distinction. The same things that make it good for retail — customizability, access, capital efficiency, permissionless deployment, control over where your liquidity sits — get MORE valuable as the book gets bigger. Retail LP. Whale. Project running its own market. Professional MM. Fund deploying onchain. The product does not care who you are. It gives you the tools. And I think an enormous amount of money is going to need those tools. The Team Behind It You guys see me with my Meteora badge today. What you might not know is that becoming affiliated with Meteora was genuinely one of my dreams within the first few months of learning the platform. They had given me something that completely changed the trajectory of my trading. At a time when my confidence was low and was lost for a period of time, Meteora gave me another path. Before I ever created this channel or started making video content, I spent roughly a year writing articles on my old account. I wanted people to understand what I had discovered. Today, I am eternally grateful for the love and support Meteora has shown me and my channel. I am thankful every day that I get to wake up, make content around $MET, and keep spreading the knowledge that let me survive and then thrive in this space. After getting to know the people behind it, my conviction has only grown The Meteora team is one of the most driven, focused, and understanding groups of people I have ever encountered. Their laser focus and discipline genuinely inspire me. It reminds me of the obsession you read about from teams inside early technology companies that eventually changed entire industries. AAPL. MSFT. I’ve heard stories of them working way past the workday. Working on vacation. Just building. And on top of operating with integrity — something I value extremely highly — they have built what I believe is the best user experience in crypto liquidity provision. Period. I DARE you to use Meteora for months and then go LP somewhere else for real. It’s literally like going back to stone age. The gap is huge. UI. Customizability. How you structure a position. How much control the LP actually has. The flow going through the pools. The entire experience feels built around actually empowering the person providing the liquidity. Seeing a Meteora DLMM take over as the main book on a major token (Ansem) was a crazyyyy milestone. THIS is what retail liquidity provision is about. Bringing the power of market making out of closed institutions and putting it directly into your pocket and onto your desk. Liquidity Is the Backbone This is where it gets bigger than memes. Liquidity is not just important for memes. Liquidity is the BACKBONE of onchain finance. Markets cannot function without liquidity. You can create millions of tokens, stocks, commodities, currencies, real-world assets, prediction markets, synthetic assets, or entirely new financial instruments. It does not matter. If people cannot efficiently enter and exit those markets, those markets will struggle to survive. Every new asset that moves onchain creates another potential market. Every new market needs liquidity. Every new dollar entering those markets needs somewhere to transact. Someone has to make those markets. Someone has to provide that liquidity. And increasingly, I believe that liquidity will be provided through infrastructure like Meteora. That leads us into the future. The Future Is Onchain I am a perma crypto bull. And I am a perma Solana bull. I simply do not believe this technology is disappearing because of short-term price fluctuations. AI is advancing at an exponential rate. Technology continues accelerating. Digital ownership continues expanding. Financial infrastructure continues moving online. And I believe that, over time, increasingly more value will exist natively on blockchains. One day, I was walking through the field where I go to exercise and clear my mind. I was thinking about all of the assets that still haven't moved onchain. And all of the money that still hasn't entered crypto. I looked around at the horizon and had this overwhelming vision of how much capital currently sits dormant relative to what could eventually enter these systems. Trillions upon trillions of dollars exist throughout traditional financial markets. Stocks. Bonds. Commodities. Currencies. Real estate. Private markets. Entire categories of assets that barely interact with public blockchains today. If even a fraction of global financial activity migrates onchain, the liquidity requirements become enormous. SO many things will be tokenized. SO many assets will become digital. And so much capital will need somewhere to trade. That is where my Meteora thesis becomes extremely simple. Meteora is building the market-making hub for that world. It is positioned in an incredible place because it can serve nearly every category of liquidity provider. The retail trader. The whale. The project. The professional market maker. The fund. The institution. Different participants will deploy different amounts of money and use different strategies. But they all need infrastructure capable of turning capital into usable markets. And Meteora makes that process accessible and customizable. Historically, if you wanted to become a traditional market maker, you needed infrastructure, relationships, capital, technology, access, and often an entire organization behind you. Today? I can open Meteora from my computer. I can choose where I want to provide liquidity. I can determine the range where I want my capital deployed. I can select the fee structure I believe makes sense. I can manage my risk. And I can participate directly in market making. That is insane. With the addition of @sunrise bringing stock assets onchain, I can literally LP STOCKS ON METEORA. Do you understand how absurd that is? I don't have to become an institutional market maker. I don't have to build an entire brokerage operation. I don't have to restrict my thinking to the traditional structure of financial markets. I can interact with these assets directly on Solana. And we are still ridiculously early in this transition. Meteora is helping democratize market making. You may not see the full vision yet. But I implore you to dig deeper and form your own opinion before dismissing what is happening here. Because I believe this is the future. Why My Conviction Keeps Growing The Meteora team GRINDS every day for YOU. For US. For the people actually using the product. I become extremely defensive whenever people casually talk down on them because I don't think many people understand how powerful the tool they have provided us actually is. And you can access it for FREE. On top of that, they have repeatedly rewarded their users. They have listened to power users. They have addressed criticism publicly. They have continued improving the product. They don't stop. Look at the amount of progress made in just the past year. A completely revamped UI. New incentive systems. Referral staking. Integrations with teams across Solana. New liquidity infrastructure. Another major distribution of tokens to users. Constant improvements based directly on feedback from the people actually using the platform. They keep building. They keep listening. They keep giving. And I am incredibly proud that I get to play even a small role in that journey. Meteora was a gift to me. And because of that, I feel strongly convicted to share everything I have learned about using it with other people. My Bet. I have sold exactly ZERO of my initial $MET allocation from October 2025. It is staked. And it will remain one of the largest conviction positions of my life. Not because of a ticker. Because I’m betting on the team. I’m betting on the tech. I’m betting on liquidity moving onchain. I’m betting on Solana. I’m betting on a future where anyone can participate in markets that used to belong to a small group of institutions. And I think Meteora is extremely well positioned for that. Use the fear. Do the research. Learn how liquidity actually works. Learn how to LP. Open positions. Take some losses. Ask questions. Use the product. Conviction from thousands of hours in DLMM pools is not the same as conviction from staring at a chart. The @met_LParmy is filled with some of the most helpful people I have ever met, and it is the strongest community I have personally seen in crypto. They show up. They help. They experiment. They print. Every single day. Maybe this is your calling too. Do the research. Use the product. Form your own conviction. As for me? Mine was already built the long way. Bullish $MET. We will see you at the top. —----------------------------- Obviously, I’m affiliated with Meteora and hold a substantial amount of $MET. If that makes you skeptical of what I’m saying, good. Use the product and come to your own conclusion. Also if you like this image I made, I might sell it as a poster if there is interest. Because I want one too.
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We can talk about this further in a couple days ;)
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What the hell is solana:CWZ6BsdnjkDVTGkmL6bGbJXXig6ceef12KvyGQW14cMt? Down -80% and apparently it's crazy liquid with $4.5m in USDT in the pool lmao
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LP anytime anywhere but stay safu bros You don’t need the money in afterlife
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HeavyMetalCrime with a new acc Gib it a follow 🫡
yo what's up @met_lparmy - who needs a follow from the official HeavyMetalCrime?
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I love Bike Tyson One of the only organic AND funny memes on Solana lol Good enough to be chill with a pos
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I read many @standard_rsv related posts, with shallow explanations and extrapolations of launch time metrics Personally, doing some reading, I do not see how @standard_rsv is going to be profitable for the majority of traders The major loop seems to be buying "branch licenses" in $STANDARD tokens, and then earning back your tokens The token is sitting at $0.265, down -45% from ATH, and the only buyers here will be bank NFT holders, whom there are only 999 Having so few active participants in the flywheel system is bad. Nobody can get in because prices of banks are beyond what's reasonable Even worse considering that some whitelist buyers got in at 0.15 ETH price and basically will be cashing out on everyone for the entire duration of the project, buying and burning licenses I'd get it if $STANDARD launched at $1m mcap, but because of hype and anticipation it started at $45m (opposite to @NetNetCap) So lack of incentives for new participants to enter, exclusivity and high price on launch make the project unappealing Holders won't be cashing out now, they need to make back their investments. If they keep up the momentum, traders can benefit from $STANDARD price appreciation. Momemtum is the key Imo Robinhood Chain is saturating with new projects and tokens, so pick your investments carefully
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Market seems to be going for a little cooldown Small talk on how I read the momentum, what measures to take and how to play defense to not give back your profits below
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I turned 3 SOL into 1000+ SOL +33,233% and two wipeouts along the way My journey on @MeteoraAG > January 2025 Watched a couple YouTube videos, threw in 3 SOL and prayed for profit Market patted me on the head and gave me +2 SOL I decided I had it all figured out > February So naturally I went in with 45 SOL Couple weeks later I was down to 7 SOL 14-16 hours a day staring at charts and I couldn't answer one question What was I doing wrong? Kept grinding my deposit back out of pure stubbornness Closed the month at -14 SOL > March Rock bottom 4 SOL left, second wipeout in two months That's when I did the most important thing Stopped chasing a magic strategy and started getting my head right Learned to catch tilt early Started thinking like an LP, not a gambler Clawed my way back to 40 SOL, still closed the month at -5 SOL > April Market was bleeding and I had my best month yet Tilt under control, cutting losses early, strict bankroll rules +68 SOL > May Everything clicked Just farming and actually enjoying it for the first time +180 SOL The cost of entry · 4 months of 14-16 hour days with zero days off · 1680+ hours of grinding · 2 wipeouts Now it's 2026 The 1000 SOL mark is way behind me I'll keep today's balance to myself, but every hour of that pain is still paying off Right now the market gives anyone a shot at starting small, same as I did meteora.ag/ref/MRB
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Many such cases
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Everyone has been really supportive on this tweet. I really appreciate that Some of you are probably interested in how I ended up like this. Let me elaborate On 11th of September, $EMBER started pumping crazy after Unipcs announced his purchase of the token. The vol was off the charts: I understood the assignment and ramped up the size At first it was 60 sol, then 100, and in the end was blasting 500 sol per position. I wasn't running super tight positions, bottom of my range was always at least at -60%. Spot + BA strategy, all safe For that day, I managed to win over 50 sol, which was nice, but it accounted for only 10% of my total size. Most LPs get much higher results with vol like that, I admit that my game wasn't perfect Then I decided to leave a position overnight, again with a proper range The next morning drama starts to unroll. Chart went red mode for the whole night. I woke up to Ember at $9m mcap and was almost out of range The chart pumped to 13m and I considered myself lucky to get out there I guess I don't have to explain how bad it felt to see the chart not only recovering, but also almost reaching previous ATH The greatest mistake I had committed was the sizing. If I was running a pos twice as small, I could have got out unscratched GCR remains right. We ramp up risk when we need to get defensive, and stay defensive when charts demand top-blasting Rant is over, having a small break. I hit a good run, not complaining
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Opportunities on Solana be popping like popcorns rn Ooh, I'm blinded by the lights No, I can't sleep until I milk these tokens dry
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Nomad LPs reaching a country of Nomads Welcoming @0xyunss and @Voidgoesbrr in Kazakhstan even though I am in HK Wish y'all an amazing trip bros
even tho we're travelling, we still print. @LaunchOnSF token was so great to LPs on @MeteoraAG yup, stonkfun launched on raydium, meteora still leading 60-70% the tvl and volume because the LP Army do their thing, providing thick liquidity to minimalize slippage. we travelling to central asia this time, we just LPing stonkfun token while everyone chasing another, it was slow cook but we notice the fee generation is great like 20-30% per day. this 3pnls is from 1st sept, now we sit on 5-10k pnl while "travelling" i pinging my fwens since stonk hit another ath on 20m ish gud fee tek indeed anyway @MikusLP thanks for hosting us in kazakhstan, was a super dinner last night
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Printed 10 sol while sleeping with a wide-range bid-ask strategy Learn how to use it in 2 minutes 👇
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