Happily married, Mom of girls, I love reading, LesMills body step and being involved in my community!
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when you're fleeing a haunted mansion and suddenly think "oh no did I leave the oven on"
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Me: I don’t need a grocery cart.
Me five minutes later: Oh no.
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The United States of America where we hold our Jeopardy! hosts to higher standards than our Presidents.
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A vasectomy. Not exactly a ringing endorsement of your youngest child, is it.
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"I don’t know why they’re called fajitas and not just tacos that we didn’t finish putting together." -Ben Carlson
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Working in the emergency department this weekend so if people could play with bubble wrap instead of fireworks that’d be great
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Got my first paycheck, if I wanted this much withholding I’d ask my dad for affection
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I always thought I’d marry Jodie Sweetin just so she could add my last name to the end of hers.
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Me: I was so focused on singing “I’m Too Sexy” back there. I must’ve missed the turn off
Her: Nope, you definitely didn’t miss the turn off
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I love listening to the rain as I fall asleep. It really drowns out the wails of captives in the basement.
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