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ICYMI: I wrote about Spurs' gamble on Sávio and Omar Marmoush for @TheTransferFlow. The piece looks at: - Each's rise to stardom in Spain & Germany - Issues while with Manchester City - Can the expensive bet work and help Spurs return to relevance? thetransferflow.com/p/what-c…
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These guys are gonna clear 20+ three's attempted per game combined lol (and given the rest of the Wolves roster, they might even need to approach 25 per game)
LAMELO BALL AND ANTHONY EDWARDS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW. 🔥
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Abdelhamid Aït Boudlal, you have my attention
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It's becoming an annual thing from yours truly to look at some prospects in Ligue 1 who could soon be onto bigger and better things. This week's piece for @TheTransferFlow looks at three prospects who might soon become household names thetransferflow.com/p/3-unde…
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It's becoming an annual thing from yours truly to look at some prospects in Ligue 1 who could soon be onto bigger and better things. This week's piece for @TheTransferFlow looks at three prospects who might soon become household names thetransferflow.com/p/3-unde…
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There was a lot to write home about at the end of the three-week-long international break. Recapped some of the biggest storylines in today's @TheTransferFlow newsletter: thetransferflow.com/p/what-w…
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There's only so many lower body injuries one can have before their athleticism is noticeably compromised. We reached that point with Zion over 3 years ago
ZION WILLIAMSON DUNK RISE UP. 🔥
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Even without the allegations, I have no sympathy for Zion being a disappointment as a pro. Stark contrast to Blake Griffin, who actually took care of himself and tried to incrementally expand his game yr by yr (which got us that delightful 2019 campaign)
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If the Pels can get a half decent package from a desperate team, they should just take it and start fresh once again. Zion's just a guy
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Not that I enjoyed this iteration of Argentina, but it was so funny seeing the dichotomy of Messi's teammates during the 2021-26 cycle damn near dying on the pitch to win for him vs what's happened with Ronaldo and Portugal
Messi agradeciéndole a todos los jugadores por haberlo ayudado a salir campeón del Mundo y Enzo completamente desconsolado mientras lo escucha Me representa, somos todos
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The way he hilariously has his jacket spread open so that you can see the ad. No one has ever been more for sale.
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Great read
It's becoming an annual thing from yours truly to look at some prospects in Ligue 1 who could soon be onto bigger and better things. This week's piece for @TheTransferFlow looks at three prospects who might soon become household names thetransferflow.com/p/3-unde…
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Between this and Great Taste, All Def was bringing the heat with their YouTube channel during the mid-late 2010s
This is possibly the funniest show of all time. Only the seasons when they had a classroom setting. They changed it too much after that
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Jak's contract is what it is but so long that he actually is healthy (which tbf is an open Q), his screening could be quite helpful in the starting lineup, especially for IQ who needs all the help he can get to gain an advantage with the ball lol
"If the Raptors want to go big, they have their lone center on the roster in Jakob Poeltl. But he doesn't space the floor for the stars, and this is why Toronto should be looking for a different option at center who can both address the need for more shooting while maintaining the ability to play big," per @KevinOConnor. (sports.yahoo.com/nba/article…)
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Also I don't think anyone is taking Jak in a trade unless it involves at least a non-trivial 1st. Like yeah, maybe you can talk me into a Jak/Turner deal if it involved 2nds (although Turner's lack of force on both ends is worrying in its own right despite him being a spacer)
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Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Lol we're so screwed
Mark Carney Net-Approval Polling: 🟢All: +39% 🟢ATL: +55% 🟢QC: +48% 🟢BC: +43% 🟢ON: +40% 🟢AB: +15% 🟢SK/MB: +14% 🟢18-34: +46% 🟢35-49: +34% 🟢50-64: +57% 🟢65+: +17% 🟢Men: +44% 🟢Women: +40% Liaison / Oct 2, 2026
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The man is selling off Canada bit by bit, trying to remove any environmental safeguards remaining, and attacking the right to strike from workers. Fuck me
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