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Burning Mom ⚡️ retweeted
I just got the dreaded "your password must be changed" notification so I will not be doing any actual work today as I must negotiate my IT department's onerous, labrynthine password update process.
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“I said I don’t love you, and I ain’t never been your fool, but that’s a lie, and that’s the truth.”
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Burning Mom ⚡️ retweeted
If you ever feel like your faith in humanity is almost restored, for the love of god don’t have a garage sale.
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Full harvest moon, the heat hanging on, but close to breaking— it’s the kind of night that makes me want to go commit a misdemeanor.
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Burning Mom ⚡️ retweeted
{getting mugged inside CVS}
“Would you like to schedule a pneumococcal pneumonia, covid or shingles vaccine?”
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Burning Mom ⚡️ retweeted
You barely live like an adult and you have at best a tenuous grasp of basic English so you should *definitely* 'make up' your baby's name.
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