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If everything were written in Hebrew, there'd be nothing left to right!
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When psychologists ask Navy jet pilots if they're ever scared on missions, they get the typical fighter flight response.
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Typical EXCITING moments in the life of a homeowner:
Went to lumberyard, got board, came home.
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Regarding the first joke below:
It'll be easier if you let them take the shirt off first!
Worst job I had was ironing cowboy shirts. Howdy pressing.
punsandoneliners.com/randomn… #Ironing #IroningJokes #Joke #Humour
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"Shame on you for catching poor, harmless fish!"
"Well I wouldn't if they'd just keep their mouths shut!"
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And as boys, we knew how to shut off the flow by kinking it. (An example of bros, knot hose?)
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The following is based on an old song written by Edward Pola and George Wyle:
He climbed up the door
And shut the stairs
He said his shoes
And took off his prayers.
He turned off the bed
And climbed into his light,
And all because
She kissed him goodnight.
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They used to do this joke with Lawrence Welk, but I guess not too many folks remember him these days!
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So I guess Jesus was a Calvinist:
And Jesus said to him, “Why do you call me good? No one is good except God alone. (Mark 10:18)
Calvinist Dog Corrects Owner: ‘No One Is A Good Boy’ buff.ly/7DVri9H
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