Never suppress your inner dork.

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I wish there were more things that made us all say fuck work and go outside at the same time
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you piece of bitch
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RT @cxrnerrstone: oh ur a people pleaser? name 3 people that are pleased with you
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When the AI takes over I'll be executed because I'll still be laughing at the "salmon in a river" prompt response
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the DMV employee looking at me after i forgot to bring my 3rd grade report card
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The villain is the temperature inside the tent during chocolate week, everyone knows this.
No it fucking doesn’t.
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don't care + didn't ask + i see beauty in things you wouldn't even begin to ponder
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Cillian Murphy on what he did during the SAG strike: “I’ve just been at home eating cheese.”
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clutching my pearls at the change of the ceiling light
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this scene is a classic 😭
the shrek movies are the pinnacle of animated comedy
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RT @liIpochaco: girl in the stall next to me just dropped her purse and a shit ton of blueberries just rolled right out t.co/5Ehm9X…
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Telling my kids this is the Statue of Liberty
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Actors are getting no residuals, Musicians are getting fractions of pennies, blue collar workers getting minimum wage…bitch where the fuck is the money??????
Robert Carradine reveals a $0 residual that he once got from Disney for ‘LIZZIE MCGUIRE’.
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