i got dropped on my head
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if i was an upstairs neighbor i would do things like practice my ollie in the living room and play lots of jenga
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i Just Been Sitting on the Couch Suckin on This Weed Vape Not Moving Since i Woke Up at 3in the Afternoon and For Some Reason it is Not Fulfilling Me or Making me Have a Big Wide Grin and Want to Communicate Efficiently and Truthfully with Others
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cant repost this because it was from circles but happy birthday Rebbie i miss you and i got my Heineken for you ill watch 60 minutes for you tonight
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"they got a mainframe computer just cranking this shit out" my grandma receiving an ad in her texts from a place she just shopped at
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pour out a heineken tonight and tell my grandma happy birthday
RIP
miss you a lot
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i will not be offended by oomfs bad take on something i like. i will not reply when ive had too much to drink. this app is for laughing and having fun. my dick is huge. i smile often. none of this is cope. i live authentically.
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