Former Math Modeler; Apothecary. Mother, child of forests and swamps. Occasional math, art, 🇺🇸 first retarded humor, random life updates. (art by Simz)
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I love our American audacity to not use the metric system.
WE USE GALLONS
AND CUPS - ITS EXACTLY 8oz
Oh so all your craftsmen can sell their goods of cups at a fair price?
NO A CUP CAN BE ANY SIZE OR PRICE
Oh… ok
ALSO WE USE… FEET
… ok now you’re just fucking with me
IT ISNT THE SIZE OF YOUR FOOT
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Random wild animals you say wanna know why we don’t do Halloween in Australia because our kangaroo overlords say no
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This video from @TheBabylonBee seems about two or three years old, however, it's as poignant today as it was then. This is exactly what the Democrat Party is all about. It's comical and yet has a feeling of undeniable truth to it. They all disguise themselves as righteous Crusaders and yet it's all a big lie.
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Jesus never said try your best. He used the Greek word agonizomai, the root of "agony," a word for the struggle of a contestant in the ancient arena.
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