Seniors in SS3 had bodies of middle aged men you yeah boarding school will scar you.
Boarding school lowkey helps you mentally decolonize nudity.
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No one prepares you for having numerous construction content on your phone as a business owner/subcontractor in construction.
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if fola made ikebe 3000
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Abeg help me post picture of that bathroom when you don comot there abeg.
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Make i no talk
I need to sample SA woman before I comot this life.
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HIV abi?
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I hope i get to this level 👍
Starting to get comfortable posting pictures of myself. YOLO
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Of being comfortable posting pictures of yourself
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Took a while for me. Now I'm looking at the pictures I have of me and tbh I no get digital footprint to even fall back on. Pictures in uni, when was a runway model, when I was in secondary school. No graduation pictures, I no get. So make I dey post picture small to pick up later
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"Renewed hope" "vote competence" Them dey rage bait me😡🤬
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Starting to get comfortable posting pictures of myself. YOLO
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See as you dey do 🤣
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I hate people that text uselessly so much. Why are you texting me everyday to ask about my welfare when you are not my man/husband or friend???? What exactly do you want?
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Ofe dough e. That's just the truth
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Replying to @MrBig_Bone
😂😂 who be daddy
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Na you oh.
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This Samson guy was the dumbest person in the whole Bible. You’re dating a woman from an enemy nation, and every time she asks you the source of your strength, you tell her a lie. Then you wake up to find your enemies trying to kill you, fight your way out, and somehow, the same woman comes back angry that what you told her didn’t work. And you still tell her another one. You did this repeatedly until you eventually told her the actual source of your strength. Who does that?😂 What exactly was Delilah doing to this man to make him this foolish?
Today makes it exactly 7764 years since Delilah betrayed Samson and anybody is saying anything about it . Justices for Samson 😭😭😭. We'll never forget you bro rest in peace 🕊️
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Biblical women had some of the most amazing tots man. Please. Them off person because he no come inside woman oh.
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Hopefully they get to clock the one that’s making them pay almost 2k for a liter of fuel
The way people have clocked Peter Obi ehn! Oju awon eyan ti shi
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Lost his father- still played Lost his son- still played Had a life threatening accident- no problem, he’ll be there A retard 😭🤣
Adamın şöyle bir mentalitesi var bunun üstü yok amk
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This is why they don't like him. I watched that guy play football for 24 years and nobody does it like he does. He's just too passionate about football. It's all he knows
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Lost his father- still played Lost his son- still played Had a life threatening accident- no problem, he’ll be there A retard 😭🤣
Adamın şöyle bir mentalitesi var bunun üstü yok amk
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Ronaldo is responsible for organizing friendlies too? We learn everyday lol
If Ronaldo wasn't a donut, a final game between Argentina and Portgual would've broken the internet.
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It’s hard to reach true failure on this machine because your biceps fail before the actual targeted muscle
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Skill issue
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Who are the people still washing with bar soap? I need to know. How many of y’all are still keeping Dove and Dial in business? Like you walk into the shower, pick up a literal bar, rub it all over yourself, put it back. Not body wash. Not shower gel. A BAR SOAP.
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Nigerian artisans top this list.
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Sim, @Cristiano senta-se na mesma mesa de Maradona, Pelé, Messi, Cruyff e é o único Português que tem lugar nesse pequeno grupo…no fundo é isso que incomoda muita gente.
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Always play so well for his country lmao
🇬🇪 Mamardashvili penalty save 🚨 #NationsLeague
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Amazing shot stopper, poor foot work and very poor at 1v1s
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30 wetin?? 😂
Opeyemi Famakin shows off his 30M Naira Home gym equipments & reveals he will be walking shirtless in December after getting his abs & chest 😂😂
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Everything for there no enter 3million lmao
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What level of adulting have you reached?
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Work then go home eat and sleep. Rinse repeat
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