𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐅𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞 • 𝐌𝐫𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭12@𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐥.𝐜𝐨𝐦 No Niche- letting out my thoughts :)

Lagos, Nigeria
Random thought: i can imagine how difficult the conversation of not wanting to renew your contract in a record label will be 🤣
Bella Shmurda brings both teams together for a dinner with FOLA and the Dangbana Republik family as they celebrate the successful release of his sophomore album, '9. ❤️🥂
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Ezemuo you need to update your vocabulary on X OS = Olosho White snow ball - Fufu Cheese soup - Egusi. Micheal faraday - Charging vendor Umbrella Academy= Jehovah Witness Tony Stark HQ= iron condemn Ancestor Buffet= Sacrifice Fortune Site= Sporty, Bet9ja Floating Berries = Groundnut Dorathki Rider =Bike Man Crusted Smoked Protein = Suya Dr. Strange = Bablawo Hair Surgeon - Barber School portal - Porn site. Night king - Tinubu Vin Diesel - Uber/Bolt Vibranium - Metal scrap Hybrid Zobo - Skoochies Pharmaceutical socks - Condom Casterly Rock - Lekki Underground juice - Fuel Online Church program - Chudai Glucose Guardian - Sugar Daddy Underground juice - Petrol
Ok. It took me 29 seconds, so “am” good. 😂
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So this is where this viral meme is from? 😂😂😂
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Finally, one of them has been caught 🥺 I usually see such bills advertising job opportunities. Some people use white chalk to write them and place them at strategic locations, with ridiculously high wages or salaries and phone numbers boldly written on them. However, you will never see the people putting them up, and I have heard that many people have gone missing after responding to such adverts. This particular person was caught by residents of Senator Nwaogu’s area, but he claimed that the job opportunities are genuine. Do you believe him? With the high rate of unemployment in Nigeria, is it possible that genuine job opportunities would be advertised in such a suspicious manner? 🤔
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There's one meme that says 'So na TikTok you dey find now.. no be old facebook again...' I dey always burst laugh when i see am 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Students were asked what their parents do for living in school, the first dad need explain make dem no think say na yahoo 😂😂
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We're living in an economy where a guy with a master's degree is delivering groceries to a 22-year-old who made $4 million filming himself screaming at video games. And we're still telling kids to study hard.
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The moment a South African guy joined tunde Perry live & told him to come to South Africa, wait for how he cooked him 🙆‍♂️😭😭
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'To do what'? 😂😂😂 like say dem pursue an from Nigeria 😭
The moment a South African guy joined tunde Perry live & told him to come to South Africa, wait for how he cooked him 🙆‍♂️😭😭
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Me and papa argue just now because he use sugar wey I keep last night drink garri this morning. Goes far man. Goes far.🥀
New Age ❤️🎂 5th key Thank you web3
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School dey kill dreams bro. You can’t be on first class in Uni and still prosper on your side hustle , you no fit see am balance
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I want you to intellectually tell us why “Deborah shouldn’t give birth to 4 children at below 30 in Tinubu’s regime if she’s capable financially and mentally. Please don’t tell us that the internet is sponsoring them cus she never begged, she was favoured. I see no reason why a capable individual shouldn’t have four kinds at below 30 in Tinubu’s regime
Wait, so Deborah that internet men crowdfunded for now has four children?? Asin 4 children?? Is she crazy??? Four children at below 30 in this Tinubufied regime???
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Niggas used to argue for three years in YouTube comments
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women 🤣🤣
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Women are not the bread winner anymore? How bread winner wan take suffer if the man die? . . . Women who contribute nothing to the family actually expect you to die young because they know how much pressure and stress you're going through. Interestingly, she just expects you to die so she can collect your money. No woman who is in love with you and happily building a life with you would be talking about you dying so they can inherit your asset. She would be looking after you and begging you to look after yourself and nit die to leave her alone.
Men! once you get married, please write your will. Death doesn’t have a timetable. Don’t allow your wife and kids suffer Biko. No detail is too small to leave out. Enough is enough. I can’t believe we’re still having this conversation in 2026.
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Na sweet boy
Can someone explain why honey bees camped on him like this
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Money can’t buy aura. You’re either born with it or don’t have it at all
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I can't believe i used to watch this
The day I stopped watching wrestling
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The day I stopped watching wrestling
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You might want to consider this concept for your room.
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kok bisa tau ada parasit dimatanya 😭
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