#GoodLongIslandBoy. I write the Workrate Hockey newsletter (go subscribe!). Ex-youth hockey parent. Pretend hockey lawyer. #21 in the 2000 RSPWF Top 200.

Wake Forest, NC
Hey, guess what? I’m writing again, and I’d appreciate it if you signed up for free. I go into a little detail here: workrate-hockey.ghost.io/car…
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It’s funny how certain reply guys, when you roll through their accounts, check so many of the same boxes. It’s like chud bingo.
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When you’re wrong but confident, you can never be wrong.
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The Workrate Hockey Newsletter came out on Friday. I forgot to tell you, mainly because we’re scraping from the bottom of the barrel for content. Noah Philp! Patrick Swayze! Dragging the Florida Panthers! Subscribe for free! workrate-hockey.ghost.io/wor…
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It’s to the point where I’m doing more research for “Song of the Day” than I am about actual hockey players
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Well, sure. Sardarian was drafted out of Russia (not the NCAA) in 2021, so his rights don’t expire until he turns 27 (he’s currently 23). Release says he’ll report to AHL Chicago but he doesn’t currently have a contract - not that he needs an NHL one to play for the Wolves.
The #Canes have acquired forward Stiven Sardarian from the Buffalo Sabres in exchange for future considerations. Details » n.carhur.com/4g5nfpS
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One of my key frustrations with the “Canes Yard Sale” is just how badly the Facebook Marketplace Thousandaires decided to game the system so that actual hockey players could no longer get actual hockey equipment. Player sticks are not as valuable as you think they are.
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Most equipment at those things has little value to youth hockey anyway - helmets don’t have required labels, sticks are too long/too high a flex - but as @DebM_ACK said, it’d be nice if they got a chance.
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Also spoiler: any “player stick” is usually several generations old so you think you’re getting a $400 retail stick made for a player when you’re actually getting a newly made stick of a model they haven’t made since ‘19 with a new sticker on it because hockey players hate change
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Wild amount of people hoping to get their hands on a $5 t-shirt from the Canes/Devils second round series in 2023
Canes fans lined up and ready to go. Gold rush about to begin.
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Oh boy. The Simpsons/Carolina Hurricanes crossovers don’t stop. Tommy D, what are you doing?
Dawg was this Tom Dundon in disguise at the Portland City Council public testimony 😭😭😭
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The Workrate Hockey Newsletter is out. The Canes aren’t doing anything, so let’s talk about former Canes. Plus, a Song of the Day that takes up half the newsletter! Subscribe for free, because the AI can’t have my #content. workrate-hockey.ghost.io/wor…
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Addendum to today’s newsletter: Suzanne Vega’s second album actually has 2 versions of Tom’s Diner; the second is an instrumental version that sounds like the moment in a TV show or movie when a character is silently concocting a poorly thought out scheme. open.spotify.com/track/6n85r…
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I wondered why the Penguins would be giving a Victor Rask-ass contract to Ville Koivunen, but then I remembered
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I wonder what Penguins Muse thinks about this
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Generally the rule is to not do the thing that the Canes do to a player the Canes were willing to give up. But YOLO, etc
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It’s August 6th and some of hashtag canes twitter is still following Canes Muse and it’s really fucking sad
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RIP Carolina Hurricanes Discover card Cause of death: Capital One
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as a Canes STM entering his 15th season… what’s a “ticket” or a “delivery”
Well done once again, @Raiders, amazing season ticket delivery. You outdo yourselves every year! #RaiderNation
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The Workrate Hockey Newsletter is out! We talk Sasha, vacuums, the McDonalds Dollar Menu, uninspired Twitter accounts, virtual museums, and Kids Incorporated. It’s been a slow offseason. Subscribe for free! workrate-hockey.ghost.io/wor…
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