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JMKEATS IS BACK AND BETTER!🥳
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I make it very obvious too idc
showing favoritism towards people who are always kind to me >>>>>>
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Phew 😮‍💨
Muscle is the accessory😤🤏🏿 #photooftheday
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The plan is to build a life that doesn’t collapse if anyone leaves.
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So many abnormalities are happening in this country. Minimum wage is 70k, but a passport costs 250k. Minimum wage is 70k, but a local flight can cost 100k. Minimum wage is 70k, but a driver’s licence costs 45k. A year’s minimum wage is 840k, yet a room self-contained in central mainland can cost 1 million annually. Minimum wage is 70k, but transportation to work alone can cost 30k a month. Do we really have a government?
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“Can you work under pressure? ” We started and finnished our homework while the teacher was beating those who didn't do it. Come on naw 😂
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Tehehee
crazy chemistry with low compatibility is the Universe's favorite trick to teach you self worth
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Absolutely. And the older generation really need to let us breathe. Marriage is not the end goal of life. Peace is too important to me. I’d rather wait for the right partnership than rush into something that makes my life miserable.
Being unmarried doesn’t scare me. Losing my peace just to say I have a husband does. Marriage is only a flex when the partnership is actually better than the freedom you gave up.
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I was so spoilt 🥺. I picked up cooking by choice.
“Didn’t your parents teach you how to cook and clean for your husband? How I used to live with my parents👇
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To be honest, I'm just waiting for my feelings to catch up with what my mind already knows and has accepted.
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in fact, i will be so difficult u will go into psychosis
I’m never in life going to be the easy option so you might as well take it elsewhere.
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To born boy na serious risk o
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i think if you want to be happy in life, you must eliminate the fear of a bad future and the memory of a bad past
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The only validation that feels good is reaching your goals and doing what you said you would do
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Chicken 🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓
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I’ve killed many versions of myself to be this calm.
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i literally love coming to my senses like yk what? fck you fr lol
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I'm having the calmest crash out of my life right now. Like I'm going a little insane but I'm also chillin & vibin. I'm stressed about a bunch of things but at the same time I am not. Idk how to explain it.
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I grew up around love and I was well taken care of…that’s why I’m not a hater.
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InshaAllah 🙏🏽
I still believe this year ends well for me.
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'Did you hear I got married'?....Who would I have heard it from? Lady Whistledown?
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