Middle-aged man coping with hair loss and mid-curving. Trading Magic Internet Money while waiting for Trump & BlackRock to pump my bags.

Pyongyong
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How to DYOR on degen mints in under 1min w/ contract (>2x Smartmoney Buys only) 1. Search project name on Twitter, check Art & prominent followings, + additional info 2. Website (Twitter Bio), gauge team competency 3. Contract > Read, Max_Mint/Supply
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i need a sub-$1m low cap i can ape BADLY. i want something so early that aping it now feels completely insane then somehow watching it go to MULTIPLE BILLIONS stop sending me $50m coins i want the trenches. SHILL ME YOUR LOW CAPS AND DON'T STOP UNTIL I APE ONE 😭
i need a sub-$1m low cap i can ape BADLY. i want something so early that aping it now feels completely insane then somehow watching it go to MULTIPLE BILLIONS stop sending me $50m coins i want the trenches. SHILL ME YOUR LOW CAPS AND DON'T STOP UNTIL I APE ONE 😭
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Napvez retweeted
.@davidsenra says Shopify CEO @tobi told him we're going to look back at 2026 as "the year that every single business in the world was up for grabs." "That AI is coming for everything." "And you're going to look back and realize that this is the year it should have been obvious that you could rebuild the AI-native version of whatever exists out there."
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Alive. Breeding lobsters.
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2025 Recap
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I Used My Cat For Prediction Markets Here’s what happened after one week: 1/11
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hyperliquidations

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i was promised uptober 🥹
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Uptober 🥹
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LXP to $10 (only if I’m eligible)
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Well, that’s it. The dream is not just dead—it’s been cremated, its ashes scattered over the burning wreckage of my hopes and dreams. The bull? Slaughtered. The remains? Fed to the vultures that now circle my bank account. Just wanted to extend a warm, dead-inside "screw you" (with the tiniest hint of affection) to everyone who made this journey both intoxicating and soul-crushing. We were a family—broken, delusional, and financially ruined together. But hey, at least we had each other. I liquidated everything last night. Yes, at the absolute bottom. Yes, I am the market bottom signal. No, I don’t want to talk about it. Then I sat motionless in the dark for 12 hours, waiting for the void to acknowledge me (spoiler: it ignored me like everyone else). After careful introspection (and a few emotional meltdowns), I have decided to vanish. Telegram? Erased. Portfolio? Dusted. My will to exist? Running on fumes. We didn’t make it, folks. This was supposed to be our redemption arc, our grand ascent to wealth and freedom. Instead, we’re here—eating sadness-flavored ramen, pretending this was all some kind of twisted learning experience. But I’ll treasure the memories, like when we genuinely believed we were “early” and that this time, it was different. Stay strong, my fellow degenerates. I’ll miss you all. And if you ever hear a distant whisper in the night murmuring about “hidden bullish divergence” or “strong buy walls,” just keep walking.
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need more ai larps
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grok cosplay sell if you gay
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sol goes up my alts didn’t follow sol goes down my alts follow 🙄
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Napvez retweeted
even though i’ve “made it” in crypto, i’ve made a lot of mistakes. - i lost 90% of my networth in 2021 - i was liquidated in 2022 for 6 figures - i’ve been up 100x on coins and round tripped all of it (AI meta) - i’ve faded coins that would of made me 8 figures+ and many more, but i simply never stopped trying, the most important aspect is not losing EVERYTHING, and showing up everyday. even if you lose 90% of what you have, a few dollars, some hope and opportunity recognition is all you need.
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Indonesian boat kid aura farmer 69% accuracy
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check price $btc 298,000 woke up
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ICM makes as much sense as a $100k jpeg Respect the pump
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ok listen bro, its easy bro you just gotta, sit on new pairs for 18 hours a day with ct tracker up, news drops pick the right coin and buy within 2 seconds (there will be about 47 of them), get a sub 10k entry & front run the streamers, once the streamers are in go in their chats and beg them not to nuke their 5 multi wallets, pray to god you haven't bought a 30% dev coin ( you probably have), survive the 5k+ extraction at 20k mcap, survive the sniper nukes, ok dw about the vampcoins your coins good bro they wont rotate to the pvp coins, secure some profits within the 20 nanosecond candles you get that are topping out at 32k mcap, if you bond survive the raydium nuke, probably gonna go under your entry thats fine bro just hold bro its easy bro lockin bro.
ok listen bro, its easy bro you just gotta, sit on new pairs for 18 hours a day with ct tracker up, news drops pick the right coin and buy within 2 seconds (there will be about 47 of them), get a sub 10k entry & front run the streamers, once the streamers are in go in their chats and beg them not to nuke their 5 multi wallets, pray to god you haven't bought a 30% dev coin ( you probably have), survive the 5k+ extraction at 20k mcap, survive the sniper nukes, ok dw about the vampcoins your coins good bro they wont rotate to the pvp coins, secure some profits within the 20 nanosecond candles you get that are topping out at 32k mcap, if you bond survive the raydium nuke, probably gonna go under your entry thats fine bro just hold bro its easy bro lockin bro.
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