Former jock who was always a book and gaming nerd.

This is always how it was going to end. They won't let it happen.
Albertans need to stop & consider those 610k requested ballots. In the 2023 AB general election, only 1.76 million votes were cast. Total. In the 2021 AB referendum, only 1.09 million votes were cast. Now Albertans are expected to believe that 610k+ mail in ballots is NORMAL?!
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Pretty much what I expected them to pull.
In last election in Alberta 60% of the people voted, and 60000 absentee ballets were requested, 50000 were used In the vote on independence elections Alberta has claimed 250,000 absentee ballots have been requested, a 416% increase ,highly improbable. Remember how trumps 2020 election was stolen, mostly mail in ballots
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Amazing.
Dear @MarkJCarney I appreciate it might be difficult to keep up with all of the memes. So I made a montage specifically for you. I hope you enjoy!
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A new game has come to my attention… 🤔🤔
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The dog's happy expression after sliding down the slide is so adorable. 😂
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Amazing. You can hear the fatigue in his voice. N9ce happy ending though.
OP: ‘The excavator operator asked her to get away from his machine and she refused, then she entered into the bucket to flip him off but got stuck in it and started asking for help’
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Well I would be watching it, likely would be one of the best movies we have seen since the original lotr trilogy.
Elon down for 100M to back a Mel Gibson Odyssey. Let's goooooo!
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Elon down for 100M to back a Mel Gibson Odyssey. Let's goooooo!
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As an Albertan.....that was pretty cool.
BREAKING: American Sean O’Malley knocked out Canadian Aiemann Zahabi and saluted Donald Trump before he even hit the ground at the White House UFC Freedom 250 event Absolutely SAVAGE! 😂🇺🇸
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Wow ok something I'm gonna keep an eye out for.
‼️VIRAL VIDEO emerges of a American gas station customer confronting the employees of a gas station after he notices a HIDDEN scam.... A WILD confrontation ensues!
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‼️VIRAL VIDEO emerges of a American gas station customer confronting the employees of a gas station after he notices a HIDDEN scam.... A WILD confrontation ensues!
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🚨 LMAO! President Trump just dropped this BANGER after Stephen Colbert got taken off the air Trump personally throws him in the dumpster, then dances to YMCA 🤣 Funniest president ever. Cue the meltdowns! Good riddance, Colbert!
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Bullshit, Alberta projects have been on the backburner for over a decade. More liberal divisive garbage. This shit is why so many in Alberta are done with Canada.
Fact Check: Premier Smith has never threatened to leave the country, often repeating her view that she believes in a “sovereign Alberta within a united Canada.” READ MORE: rebelne.ws/4eWJ8Yg
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That's pretty cool.
BREAKING: The Senate has unanimously passed the “Maverick Act," a bill that would transfer 3 retired F-14D Tomcats from an Arizona boneyard to a museum in Huntsville, Alabama, with the Navy supplying enough spare parts to get one airborne again.
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If anyone would like to start the day with a laugh.
A weather presenter multiplies on screen due to graphics glitch
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You could shear a sheep in May. It takes ten minutes. She is grateful. The fleece keeps you warm for forty years. When you're done, you bury it, and it becomes soil within three years. Or, for ethical reasons, you could choose one of the alternatives. Cotton. Requires 10,000 litres of water per jumper. The Aral Sea is now mostly dust because the Soviet Union diverted its rivers to grow it. But the jumper is "natural." Polyester. Crude oil, extruded into thread. Sheds 700,000 microplastic fibres per wash. Lasts in landfill until approximately the year 2226. But "vegan." Acrylic. Petrochemical, manufactured using a solvent the EU has classified as a reproductive hazard. Marketed as "cruelty-free." The cruelty is in the supply chain. Bamboo. The plant is innocent. The fabric is bamboo viscose, dissolved in carbon disulphide in a Chinese chemical plant whose workers have elevated rates of psychosis. But it has a leaf on the label. Hemp. Genuinely fine. Most of what is sold as hemp is a polyester blend, sold at four times the price. Recycled polyester. Still sheds microplastics. Still ends up in landfill. Made from plastic bottles that could have been recycled into more bottles. The fashion industry has been quiet about this. Vegan leather. Plastic. Reliably. Always. Lab-grown fibres. Genetically modified bacteria fed on glucose syrup in a steel tank, in a factory powered by natural gas, packaged in plastic, shipped from California. Funded by venture capital. Not yet profitable. Or you could shear the sheep in May. She'd appreciate it. The jumper would last forty years. The grass would grow back the same. But of course, the sheep is the unethical option.
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Yep, it is shocking how many issues I've had to fix myself when their same diagnosis is wrong every time. It's not their fault, it's what they are trained to do.
Your doctor is not a healer. He is a very expensive band-aid with a prescription pad and a waiting room. The job is not to fix you. The job is to keep you functional enough to need the next appointment. Big Pharma didn't corrupt medicine. Big Pharma is medicine now. Has been for decades.
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As an Albertan I hope so. It's our only way out of this insanity, I mean look at the 2026 NDP conference lol.
BREAKING: Alberta now projected to schedule a referendum to secede from Canada this year. 60% chance.
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Still waiting for this to end badly. I'm sure it has just waiting to see it myself lol.
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