Sweary Curmudgeon. ugh.

Hell
Me when I first joined Twitter vs me now
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Republican Candidate for GA House District 42 Andre Stafford was arrested today on child molestation charges
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THE CRIME LOVING REPUBLICANS ARE OPENING THE BORDERS TO LET CRIMINAL ILLEGAL ALIENS INTO THE COUNTRY
BREAKING: Flávio Bolsonaro has reportedly fled Brazil for the U.S. two days after losing the presidential election to Lula, according to allies cited by Folha de S.Paulo. His flight is expected to land within hours, although his whereabouts remain unconfirmed. The senator allegedly traveled through Argentina after a Supreme Court judge ordered him to surrender his Brazilian and Italian passports. He faces two criminal investigations and will lose his parliamentary immunity in February. Source: Folha de S.Paulo
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Calling the ICE tip line right now
BREAKING: Flavio Bolsonaro has reportedly fled Brazil and is on board a plane flying to the United States, according to Reuters report.
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Conservatives will say that liberals have Trump Derangement Syndrome for posting about blatant corruption and then drive 40 minutes to their nearest big city galleria mall to pull up to the Cheesecake Factory for a selfie to protest a random Barack Obama joke they misunderstood.
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What MAGA means by “holding two ideas in tension” is what is more commonly referred to as rules for thee but not for me. leopards 1 - faces 0
Replying to @bobkeb1123
Nope, I still support the policy. I understand holding two ideas in tension is a challenge for many fools and dimwits to comprehend though. Sorry for your struggle
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Once again, nothing is a real problem until a conservative personally experiences it. Then it’s the greatest injustice to ever occur, how could this happen, why would anyone let this happen.
It’s just a little paperwork issue. It’s not a visa overstay. It’s just a clerical mistake. Contribute money to help with this terrible ordeal! ICE: It’s a 4 year visa overstay.
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Right wingers when the person who gets more votes wins
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The worst part about the Obama CF joke is that Trump, his buddies, and cult followers are all grifters, liars, and pedophiles.
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"the white house should look like the place where i order asian chicken nachos because otherwise how will working-class americans know they're respected." listen to yourself.
The coastal elites hate Americana. We know what they really think, and we know why they are so quickly defending Obama’s snobbery. They might think they are “too good” for the Cheesecake Factory, or find the decor to be tacky, but most regular Americans don’t
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Obama: "A Venezuelan billionaire wanted a pardon, so he paid one of Trump's personal lawyers $50 million... and lo and behold, the pardon falls out of the sky... We have never seen a president excel in straight-up grifting on your dime like this."
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every day on this hellsite is shocking but perhaps most shocking of all is how much MAGA loves cheesecake factory decor
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Obama: "You got the defense secretary who is like a laser focused on important matters like the jawline and testosterone levels of our troops, and livestreaming executions because that's how he thinks you cultivate that manly warrior spirit. How much time do you think this man spends in front of the mirror every day?"
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Me in my yoga pants.
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Someone triggered this MAGA Nut!
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can’t wait to see how they blame this on the kittens
Mediaite: Amy Acton’s Mother Was Convicted of Killing Kittens New information about the criminal history of Donna Arthur, the estranged mother of Ohio Democratic nominee for governor, Amy Acton, is coming to light amid the backlash about her appearance in a Vivek Ramaswamy ad — including her conviction for animal neglect after several kittens in her care died in a hot car mediaite.com/crime/amy-acton…
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North Korea is a democratic republic. It’s right there in the title!
Hitler was a far left socialist. Literally in the name of his party!
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Every accusation is a confession.
NEW: Scott Presler allowed multiple out of state GOP operatives to use his home in Pennsylvania to vote in the '24 election. Those operatives then left the state. Election lawyers say this could be in violation of PA voting laws. via @BrendanHartnett thebulwark.com/p/gop-operati…
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Yea man schools can't afford new textbooks or air conditioning, and parents have to give permission for the school nurse to give their kids Tylenol, but this is definitely a real thing you've heard
I’m hearing Ohio Democrats want Amy Acton to open trans clinics in public schools. They plan to hire special counselors to recommend kids to hospitals. WTF! They are evil.
Community note
There is no evidence that any politician in the entire country, much less the Ohio Democratic Party and Amy Acton, have ever said this. Adam is making up lies for engagement and political misinformation purposes. A report on Dr. Acton’s actual transgender policies: advocate.com/politics/state
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So GROWN MEN are raping TEENAGE GIRLS!! oh you are fucking SLOW
137,000 teens girls give birth. 48,000 teen boys father those kids. So the kids are even chasing the same boys!
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