First time having sex with my boyfriend and he purposefully ripped the posh knickers that I'd bought that day. I resented this throughout the entire intercourse. He still talks about how good the first time was. I still think about how much they cost me.

Denne Asterixkarakteren ville jeg holdt litt avstand til

I disse «i disse tider»-tider.

Vil det ikke alltid være en brøkdel? @Aftenposten

Even this will annoy someone.

Ganske morsomt i forhold til humor.

I'm going to start addressing evangelical Christians like they talk at gay people: "Yeah, I just don't agree with your lifestyle." "Your beliefs are simply a phase." "I respect you, just not how you live your life." "You shouldn't be allowed to get married."

I was on the Moon! #Apollo11 @NASA

When a coder of 40 years fails an interview because he doesn't know what's written on the page, something is wrong. gwan.com/blog/20160405.html

"I bought my boss two copies of The Mythical Man Month so that he could read it twice as fast." - @rkoutnik

So many people ask me: "I'm [30, 40, 50] years old. Is it too late to start my developer career?" I got my first software developer job at age 31. Who are some developers you know who started their careers in their 30s and beyond? I'm building a list. Please RT for reach.

"Are we alone in the universe?" she asked. "Yes," said the Oracle. "So there's no other life out there?" "There is. They're alone too."

I'm going to make a new programming language where the merge conflict annotations are valid syntax.

It's not being said enough, so I'll say it again: These neo-Nazi sh*theads are now mainstream in #Poland, marching through cities with impunity & support from the PiS government. Burning effigies of Jews & now staging hangings of pro-democratic politicians. THIS IS NOT NORMAL⚠️