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@missmayn

tv writer / producer ⚡️ internet culture expert

 Los Angeles
Joined March 2009
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@missmayn
19 Aug 2023
don’t worry guys. the climate change hurricanes will put out the climate change fires.
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your trauma can’t just make you mean it’s supposed to make you funny.
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Every website is offering an AI assistant. I don’t want that shit bitch!
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depressing how consumer tech hasn’t advanced at all in the last ~10 years. they keep adding WiFi to everything and slapping touchscreens on shit and calling it a day.
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Mary Peltola, or any Democratic Senate candidate, could shoot someone on 5th avenue and I’ll still be loudly supporting them. We aren’t doing this shit anymore
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the "anti-data center propaganda" people are falling for is their eyes and ears.
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sorry but feeding stray cats without spaying or vaccinating them is totally inhumane. a few years ago our neighbor started feeding a mama cat and her kittens and now there are so many sickly flea-infested cats and always a fresh kitten carcass splattered across the road.
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you're not saving one cat you're multiplying the problem and making dozens of cats suffer needlessly.
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the one billionaire actually doing the kind of shit that’ll get monuments built in their honor.
Bryan Johnson
@bryan_johnson
Sep 23
I'm focusing a significant amount of my time trying to build a cure for Kate's endometriosis. It's a gnarly and devastating disease that affects 10% of women. Relative to the suffering it creates, it's underfunded, poorly understood and has largely been ignored.
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Writers Guild of America West just officially endorsed Nithya Raman for LA mayor. as a member i support this. fuck karen bass.
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“a powerful woman yelled at me 😭” congratulations some people pay good money for that.
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LA keeps building surface streets like 8-lane highways and then wonders why we have more people killed by cars than homicides.
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gen alpha is simultaneously freaked out by aging and also suffering from total age blindness. a group of teenagers guessed my age as 29, 25 and 19 (?). fam… i’m 39.
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if you try jerking off next to me on a plane there will be an emergency landing and one of us will be going to jail.
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MORE OF THIS ENERGY PLEASE FUCKING HELL YEAH
Elizabeth Warren
@ewarren
Sep 23
If private equity executives hollow out hospitals and nursing homes and people die, they should face real consequences. Health care should be about patients, not profits.
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wow i thought giving the duffer bros a billion dollars for chatgpt scripts would’ve worked out.
CNBC
@CNBC
Sep 18
Netflix is headed for its worst year since 2022. Wells Fargo thinks a comeback is unlikely cnbc.com/2026/09/18/netflix-…
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@missmayn
May 11
gen Z does not exist. 1997 - 2002 are baby millennials with impressive media literacy and 2003 - 2010 are geriatric gen alphas suffering from algorithmic brainrot and homophobia.
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Traffic fatalities have exceeded homicides in the City of LA the last 3 years & 2026 fatalities are outpacing 2025. Unfortunately, the political will to invest in departments (transportation, engineering, & street services) that service traffic safety infrastructure is lacking.
LAist article headline and photo headline says "Traffic fatalities in LA are outpacing 2025. Advocates are demanding action" there is a photo of street safety advocates standing with signs in a press conference to demand action on traffic violence as vehicle collisions in LA are outpacing last year.

ALT LAist article headline and photo headline says "Traffic fatalities in LA are outpacing 2025. Advocates are demanding action" there is a photo of street safety advocates standing with signs in a press conference to demand action on traffic violence as vehicle collisions in LA are outpacing last year.

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uncle ric
@ihatethiskid
Sep 22
I can tell someone is conservative based on the kind of boob job they got
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this isn’t a cute story. the medical debt will destroy his family.
andi (twocents.com)
@Nexuist
Sep 22
About two weeks ago a Florida pelican walked a quarter mile to a NOAA lab wrapped in fishing line and carrying a barbed hook in its wing, politely tapped on the door until it was discovered by scientists, patiently stood still while they operated on it, and then flew away.
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