Digital video parbuckler. Troubadour of manual transmission. Canine engineer. Trusty ranch hand. Interstate man of mystery. After-hours roustabout. US taxpayer.

St. Croix County, Wisconsin
"It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong." Thomas Sowell
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America now knows everything it will EVER need to know about Colin Simmons.
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I'm not crying, you're crying.
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
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Never Forget Old Dogs Are Beautiful Too ❤️
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“Appetite for Destruction” by Guns N’ Roses came out closer to “rock around the clock” than to the present day. Good day to you too.
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One can only presume Occam was clean-shaven.
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Watching the 1978 version of Superman. That Lois Lane was one lousy driver.
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Irony.
Flock Safety has issued a legal demand seeking the removal of a public map showing the locations of approximately 300,000 of its surveillance devices across the United States.
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It’s all too predictable.
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More lemon juice in the paper cut:
Didn’t realize it in real time, but the Falcons blocked Trey Smack’s field goal with only 10 players on the field.
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Ah, no cash bail; is there anything* it can't do? *it clearly doesn't make things better for crime victims.
UPMC doctor, wife stabbed multiple times while sleeping in home, police say | LINK IN BIO
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“It is very difficult to cut government down. It is relatively easy to pass laws, and it’s almost impossible to repeal them. How many laws can you think of that have been repealed?” — Milton Friedman
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We lose a children's doctor and get to pay for years of incarceration for a guy who will plead not guilty by insanity and have a judge grant him that. All while AOC spreads lynching hoaxes to the masses.
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Who the fu*k is in charge of this #Packers outfit? #LessDancers #MoreKillers
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Carney preparing to defend Canada from an imaginary US military invasion 😭
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