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E get some kind meal you go chop for university. You go dey reason wetin dey really do you that time.
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You just know a Nigerian wrote this
Most men will one day kiss their bride at the altar in front of an audience of her past.
Six exes in suits pretending to be happy for her.
Three male besties who have already had their turn.
The one-night stand guy who only bought her a cider and still got it.
And that old rich man she will shamelessly introduce as "uncle."
They will all sit there, eating the groom's food recklessly, laughing, drinking free alcohol.
Just the way they all ate his wife before he even came into the picture.
This is modern marriage. Most men are not marrying a wife. They are marrying the community leftovers & calling it love.
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You guys please nau😭😭😭😭😭 this is so fake
Welcome to Love Island Nigeria 💕 the keyword is love. #loveislandnigeria
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кєℓρ꩜ (watching Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) retweeted
A reminder to #OleHivers.
If you ever want proof to debunk lies about Solskjaer on here, just check the hashtag #liesaboutole.
I've compiled a bunch over time and will continue to do so.
Cheers
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кєℓρ꩜ (watching Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) retweeted
I have a feeling Ole probably made so much sense that Wilcox felt threatened after the interview.
🚨 Ole Gunnar Solskjær has 𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗜𝗘𝗗 reports he made bigger demands than Michael Carrick and wanted a longer deal during January's talks with United:
"No, that's just nonsense! I had a good chat with Jason Wilcox and Omar Berrada. We didn't talk about contract length or anything. I was available if needed and had no demands.
"I gave my input on what's needed for the club to move forward. It was one short chat we had. There were no negotiations."
[@tv2sport]
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кєℓρ꩜ (watching Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) retweeted
United fans had 3rd and 2nd positions handed over to them in the first two years of rebuild itself, but they decided they don’t want to support it because they would rather watch Donny Van De Beek get more game time 😵💫
Arteta Arsenal’s
19/20 - 8th
20/21 - 8th
21/22 - 5th
22/23 - 2nd
23/24 - 2nd
24/25 - 2nd
25/26 - 1st
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
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кєℓρ꩜ (watching Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) retweeted
How expectations shape your reality
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кєℓρ꩜ (watching Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) retweeted
Decisive high-agency woman and waiting around in the same tweet
The worst part of dating as a decisive high-agency woman is that you have spend so much time waiting around for a man to do something- ask for your number, ask you out, make a plan, keep said plan. And so many of them are so slow with what should be a 5 minute process max
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Bruno might not be a silky smooth baller, but 217 g/a in 7 ish years in the Prem as a midfielder is insane.
These are all-timer numbers, he has wasted his best years at United and is entitled to feel whatever emotions he’s feeling rn.
Nah personally i think Brunade Bombnandes doesn’t deserve any sympathy for giving his best years to a supposed big club in terminal decline, i’m so smart i know ball i’m such a purist i respect the beautiful game 🤓☝🏾
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