Put away the umbrella; I do not need your shade.

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We’re two-thirds of the way through the month and yet it’s only Tuesday
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A drink and a rare moment of karaoke
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Thousands of devs tried to find a way to make this experience matter in the fortnites, WoWs, and other GAAS games. Alienating their core to pursue a base. Then a small handful of people had the foresight to think "what if we just made a game women want for women?"
people on the Dressmaker steam page are crazy oh my god
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Thank goodness at least Aim toothpaste is still a dollar a tube at wallyworld
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Long ago I lived in a rural area with no cable, only rabbit ears. The networks came in sometimes, it was very dependent on atmospheric conditions, but for whatever reason, rain or shine, EWTN always came through crystal clear. Spent many a rainy evening watching Mother Angelica just to have something on to watch
“He had a religious bias against killing, especially babies”
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JUST IN: The Supreme Court has given the Trump administration the green light to use a federal citizenship database to verify voters ahead of the midterm elections. abcnews.link/pYLnaOB
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Ladies, if he is: ✅ Built like a refrigerator ✅ Living in a waterfront home ✅ Always fishing with the boys ✅ Willing to ghost you for months ✅ Still somehow extremely desirable He’s not your man, he’s a Fat Bear Week contender.
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Both killers, sexually dimorphic mindsets.
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It’s a lazy joke to make but a healthy body is something one can’t plagiarize so good on him I guess
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Two flats on the left, no tire on the rearmost right. This is fine.
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New Will Tennyson challenge
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Thank you @grok!
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I’m at the “use AI as your junior dev code monkey and use the higher cost agents for code review” stage of adoption. I’m way behind on adopting agentic bots as I don’t trust myself to foresee enough guardrails just yet, meanwhile people with limited systems thinking run with them, praise the results but never (rightfully, out of shame) share where their blind spots are so we can all learn. Sad.
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Texas is crazy. I just drove through a parking lot that had a Dillards inside of an outlet mall, inside a giant apartment complex, overlooking the freeway. Maybe zoning maps aren’t all bad
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Sooooo, remember the AI panic from a week or two ago, where they needed to “slow down” and some speculated the real reason was cash burn not safety? Well ChatGPT is now selling ads that display in results. 😉
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I think the people who complain about division of house labor and project that onto society are a menance. Its different for everyone. I would kick my wife out of the kitchen if she wanted to take over or clean my pans. I like it and I am very particular about cleaning Kitchen.
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One of the dance clubs I go to has a privacy policy that amounts to “you have none,” i.e. > they have gogos > they have on-site club photographers > they’ll use any photo they take to promote their business > if you don’t want the chance of being recorded as being there, LEAVE
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At least they don’t have a live Twitch stream with commentators giving blow by blowjob color commentary on the goings-on on the dance floor for the world to comment on. I’d feel safer for my reputation going there than a ballgame.
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No one will ever post the video so the world can congratulate him and savage his wife. This is how it should be. Note it, move on. And if you value your privacy don’t attend a ballgame where audience cameras exist to make you fodder for on-air commentators.
saw a family today and the husband was carrying the baby and holding his toddlers hand while wearing a back pack and carrying two bags and the mom was on her phone texting and smoking a cigarette
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Son: Dad, do trees poop? Dad: Of course, son. Where do you think number two pencils come from?
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America's Test Kitchen is on Netflix and also has plenty of free content on YouTube as well. Highly recommend them. Great product guides, cooking techniques, and recipes.
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