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I remember that time for Uni wey my guys Dey say I fumbled a good woman… na because I no tell them say she said my friends are childish lol
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Seyi Vibez? I wasn’t even familiar
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We don't have enough empathy for unemployed young people
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Sad…. I watch FRIENDS Happy… I watch FRIENDS Angry…. I watch FRIENDS Frustrated… I watch FRIENDS In love… I watch FRIENDS Heartbroken… I watch FRIENDS Excited… I watch FRIENDS Lonely… I watch FRIENDS
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There's a reason Friends is the most globally recognised sitcom and the most globally viewed too. Even in this new age, it's still the most watched sitcom. When you people are done being edgy, the truth stands for itself. FRIENDS is the best sitcom ever!
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Friends that I have watched more than once and certain episodes more than a dozen times
I cannot believe people are saying Friends has no rewatch value. To each his own frfr 😭😭
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Hey, Tifeh. How uuuu doinnn
Even the side characters in friends were funny; Janice, Mr heckles, Frank, Gunther. We didn't even see ugly naked guy and he was funny! They all rocked!
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“I can’t get uglier than this” Just shave your mustache off first
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Talking bad about my friends is top 3 easiest ways to lose me. 🫡
I remember that time for Uni wey my guys Dey say I fumbled a good woman… na because I no tell them say she said my friends are childish lol
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My friend substack guys He writes so well You can take a read in your spare time
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You no go like hear am o but just let her be.
As a man, what is the best thing to do to a woman when she is losing feelings Please advice 🙏
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Post nut clarity. What a concept
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First woman I dated in Uni saw my article in a magazine and when we met she described the piece in ways even I couldn’t have. Decided there and then that this one could break my heart if she wanted. And boy did she(sort of)
I’ve realized that the fastest way to my heart is loving my writing(short stories). All the women i’ve ever loved and dated were obsessed with my work. The way they look into my eyes while discussing what I wrote in ways even I couldn’t describe it. Sacred.
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I’ve realized that the fastest way to my heart is loving my writing(short stories). All the women i’ve ever loved and dated were obsessed with my work. The way they look into my eyes while discussing what I wrote in ways even I couldn’t describe it. Sacred.
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We Dey watch. We Dey learn.
Manchester United fans watch and learn, we will teach you how to beat Brighton with ease
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They went on to lose 3-0 Pecked by the seagulls skysports.com/football/brigh…
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I never see money wey I no fit gamble
i love money too much to ever risk it gambling.
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I no fit even tag my Chelsea mutuals in peace cos I no know Wetin my club get for me this weekend
ICEKING OCHACHO 0 G/A 0 accurate crosses 1 foul committed 15X possession lost STOPPABLE ON HIS DAY
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Shave off my hair or shave off my goatee
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job-hunting deadass makes you question your whole worth
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This compares linear paths to non-linear struggles. It assumes everyone starts from the same baseline at 18, with the same financial backing, the same mental bandwidth and the same structural access. Not everyone has that.
27 to 33 is brutal for the people who spent 18 to 26 comfortable. Many of my friends in that age group are millionaires right now. Multiple millions before 30. Building families on their own terms. Choosing where they want to live and actually living there. And that's not because they're lucky or geniuses. They just started doing the right things earlier than everyone around them. While their friends were coasting through their early 20s and "figuring it out later," they were already building. By the time 27 hit, the results had already started stacking. And if you're reading this at 27-33 feeling behind, the pressure you're feeling right now is real. You have 10x the obligations, pressure and responsibilities you had at 20. There's less room to experiment and more weight on every decision. That pressure is exactly why starting earlier matters so much. But it's also why locking in hard right now still beats waiting another year
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