He/Him(they/them ok)|27|stoner|Autistic|Aspiring Reviewer|Alphabet Mafia|Jonouchi Katsuya/Joey Wheeler's #1 fan|Kamen Rider Saber Apologist| Priv: @VentingGoken
The World That Never Was
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"I can't lose because the narrative says so" meets "I can't lose because the contract says so"
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EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP:
Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking
Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago
Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF
Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
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My mind being filled with negative thoughts at 1am but then the Sonic "Don't trust how you feel about your life past 9pm" image flashes in my head and I realize I'm fine actually:
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H3 crew checking one last message Hila left for Ethan on his Pager
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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how it feels to interact with your friends after an extremely minor fuck-up and expect them to despise you after it
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giggling at the idea of someone who's like "yeah i mean black and white were almost perfect games, i just wish sawk and throh had a green brother"
Its okay for your favorite pokemon gen to have a flaw. They basically all do.
Gen 1 - No Post-game
Gen 2 - Steep level curve
Gen 3 -
Gen 4 - Gen 4
Gen 5 - Should have had a third Sawk/Throh
Gen 6 - Trevor
Gen 7 - Required basic reading
Gen 8 - Tree
Gen 9- Not enough Briar
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I know Moxie hates Gen 4 but liking Gen 3 and 4 feels like the Mickey sad walking GIF from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
Its okay for your favorite pokemon gen to have a flaw. They basically all do.
Gen 1 - No Post-game
Gen 2 - Steep level curve
Gen 3 -
Gen 4 - Gen 4
Gen 5 - Should have had a third Sawk/Throh
Gen 6 - Trevor
Gen 7 - Required basic reading
Gen 8 - Tree
Gen 9- Not enough Briar
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Saw my brother eating the pizza I saved for today's lunch....
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Sordward (mental age of 6) and his brother Shielbert (mental age of 9) just got into a car accident
Sadly, they both survived
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