Hey @grok, concise, no spin. Did Israel have Hamas’s leaked 40-page October 7 battle blueprint over a year in advance, laying out the invasion point by point, with Hamas later executing it with shocking precision? Yes or no.

Double-tap strike on a child trying to rescue a rescue worker. During a “cease fire.” This comes as Israeli media and politicians are calling a documentary about this sort of attack a “blood libel.”

PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal? PATEL: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them KENNEDY: I'm trying to understand why you did this. Why did you get into beastiality?

Damn I’m in such a tough spot. I really want to say that it’s wrong to kill children but I don’t want to upset my agent Josh Childkiller

'I will do it tomorrow,' said Toad. 'Today I will take life easy.'

Impostor is sabotaging comms

European starlings are so good at mimicry, they can even do human speech.

Monday... Off to Forest School!

That time Waka Flocka thought the sign language interpreter was just dancing 😂😭 x.com/smallzstill/status/157…

That man is a Nostradamus. He has superpowers.

in the spirit of countdowns and things ending (the year, and in my hope, not the world), here’s something i wrote that i’m very proud of. “your last 15 minutes before the end of the world, ranked from worst to best” from my book “goodbye, again.” happy (almost) end of year.

this is my favorite clip on the internet

I owe it to myself to be more disciplined

nextdoor is a social experiment that forces you to confront the number of people that put out water for raccoons and "rescue" baby squirrels but will call the police on a human being for sitting down on the curb

dino nugget chicken parmesan