Twitter's leading Amish attorney. Meme Sommelier Order of the Polecat Moonbeam. "Plus Ordy is just a Genx political comic genius" 11th plague of Egypt.
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And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!
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Heart covering The Sonics "The Witch"
I think @OrdnancePackard may have stumbled on something with this 60s Garage Rock thing .....
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In the 80’s and early 90’s, too.
I still stand by 🎶 𝘸𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵… 🎶 on Blinded By The Light. 😂
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This is Joel.
Joel went full retard.
Never go full retard.
@ian_mckelvey
@OrdnancePackard
@2CynicAl65
@StephCrass
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In my latest from @TwitchyTeam since 1986, @GeraldoRivera hasn't found a rake he didn't like. Today was no different.
-Click- -Read-Share- -Repeat-
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I brought home a German war bride who thinks all of Europe is full of low T cuckold gaped ass weak faggots.
Bro, you don’t have the slightest clue, and you’re too dumb to see it. Im an expat in a foreign country you’ve never visited, I’ve been to over 50 countries, but you think I’m a kid, and you’re the one who has experienced everything in life. You’re the one who needs an ego check
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Let the outrage commence.
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Gents, this is a message from our suspended/banned friend Price Dominie @price_dominie aka The Green Reaper.
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I Can Fix That: Famous Last Words of the American Male nitter.net/i/broadcasts/1aKbdEpnq…
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Free my boy @price_dominie
This ia bullshit!
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between the tarantula and the weird cursed relic, this episode scared the shit out of me. not even the majestic Don Ho could bring any bit of calm watching this
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Re-upping from yesterday. Please help @LipCurlsGalore rebuild her account. Follow her and retweet for maximum visibility..
she’s worth it.
🚨ALL FRIENDS: 🚨
A mutual of mine,and so many of yours, LipCurlGirl, was hacked. The scum suckers took over her account and locked her out of it. Block that account. @ LipCurlGirl
Please everyone follow her on her new on her new account @LipCurlsGalore and help her to rebuild what those assholes stole from her.
She truly is a Constant Fucking Delight. Just like her profile used to say. 😆😂
If you like me, you’re going to LOVE her. She’s way funnier, sarcastic and clever than I am on my best day.
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