Lavrov in regards to his meeting with the German Foreign Minister, who for some reason requested this meeting and and demanded total secrecy, just to read off his notebook the same party line his inept cuck government has been pushing for the past 4.5 years: "I've come to you, I've descended to meet with you, so now, in return you must make some concessions on the Ukrainian front and restore shipping in the Black Sea" Leave it to Germans to waste a historic opportunity to at least try and restore its dignity.

Bill Clinton: "Some days I can hardly believe what is happening in this country that I love so much. People in charge have created one set of rules for themselves and another set for everyone else. They've weaponized government to settle personal scores, prosecute enemies, stamp out free speech. They've even made the federal government a new profit centre for themselves and their allies."

There you go in one single screen shot. UK is doomed. Whichever the party running the clown show. Just waiting to hear about his policy on climate change.

On paper, I’m in my 50’s & it’s really confusing… In my head, I’m 35. At a concert, I’m 25 After 10pm, I’m 72. Getting up off the floor, I’m 93. When someone makes me mad, I’m 2 BUT- When an 80’s song comes on, I’m 17, drunk in a field, & my mom thinks I’m at a sleepover 🤪

University debate, "Were humans built to eat meat?", same two chairs, same clock. Vegan: "Anatomically we're closer to the gorilla than the lion. Flat molars, long gut. A gentle plant-eater with delusions." Paleoanthropologist: "Then explain the acid." Vegan: "Which acid?" Paleoanthropologist: "Your stomach runs at a pH of about 1.5. A lion's sits nearer 3.6. Yours is stronger than the animal you've just been contrasted with, by a factor of about a hundred." Vegan: "Stomach acid digests food." Paleoanthropologist: "A cow's rumen sits at about 6.5. That's a compost heap with a pulse. Yours strips the zinc off a coin. Why would a gentle plant-eater carry that?" Vegan: "Protection." Paleoanthropologist: "From what? Lettuce doesn't fight back." Vegan: "Bacteria." Paleoanthropologist: "Which bacteria live in a leaf at a level that needs a pH of 1.5? Name the salad." Vegan: "..." Paleoanthropologist: "The animals that run acid as low as ours are the scavengers. Vultures. Things that arrive at a carcass on the second day and need to kill what's already living in it. We're not built like the lion. We're built like the bird that waits for the lion to finish." Vegan: "Flattering." Paleoanthropologist: "It's a picture of a species with a rock, a sharp flake and no claws. You don't get the fresh kill. You get the femur nobody could open, forty hours late, and you'd better have the acid for it." Vegan: "Acid that strong is dangerous. Look how many people are on tablets for it." Paleoanthropologist: "The only animal on earth that pays to switch its stomach off. You've spent sixty years pouring cereal onto a carcass digester and now you're medicating the digester for doing its job." Vegan: "So your argument is that we're vultures." Paleoanthropologist: "My argument is a number. Yours is a feeling about gorillas. The gorilla eats for most of the day and its gut is a fermentation tank. Yours is done in a few hours and runs on acid. One of you is designed for leaves." Moderator: "Thirty seconds." Paleoanthropologist: "She can keep them. I'm still waiting on the salad."

The Corn Moon is coming soon to a field near you 🌽 Celebrate harvest season beneath the glow of the full moon this weekend! Look east as the Sun sets on Sept. 26 for the best view and let us know if you spot nearby Saturn.

PANNNNIICCCCCCCC‼️ The ladies on The View say maybe not everyone in the Epstein Files is guilty after realizing their names are in the Epstein Files “We did nothing wrong.. we only went to a few parties” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣

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“WE WILL NOT FIGHT” “We will not offer our Husbands, Sons & Grandchildren as Cannon Fodder” British Caller on the UK Government proposals for mandatory Military Conscription for War with Russia Bravo this Lady 👏

McDonalds?? ‼️THAT'S NO MCDONALD'S‼️ PUTIN BLEW UP HAVI - one of the largest worldwide supply chain logistics companies that service quick-service restaurants (QSR) that require long-term refrigeration. 🇷🇺 THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME PUTIN HAS PUBLICLY DISPLAYED OR STATED WHAT TEAM HE PLAYS FOR 🇷🇺 👉🏼 ask yourself - why the McDonald's headline and not the logistics company? SAUCE: havi.com/about/#supply-chain

As Soldiers with @MINationalGuard’s 1st Battalion, 125th Infantry Regiment prepare for deployment, Axel, the battalion’s ministry dog, is ready to put his best paw forward to support his fellow Guardsmen as he deploys alongside them. 🔗nationalguard.mil/News/Artic…