Allah’s staff meeting 3/21
Morning Angels, what we got today?
Same bunch of fools and their war.
How they doin?
Getting their ass kicked like always. They are now blowing up other Muslims. Lots of prayers overnight wanting you to smite the infidels.
Ffs. I don’t have time for that crap. I’m building another world and can’t get involved with stupid. Whose idea was it for them to marry their cousins?
Anything else?
We’d like to review the stoning policy….