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When you thought having a drink with friends would be a safe way to spend the evening. Who knew a deadly assassin would be waiting in your room?
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Netflix Fires Film Chief Dan Lin Amid Claims Greta Gerwig’s Troubled Narnia Played a Role
“Netflix has fired film chief Dan Lin after just over two years overseeing its movie division, and rumors claim Greta Gerwig’s troubled Narnia: The Magician’s Nephew was a factor in his dismissal.
The development follows reports of disastrous internal screenings of Gerwig’s $280 million fantasy production, creative disagreements between the director and Lin, and growing concerns about the film's quality.”
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C.S. Lewis’ family has issued an official statement supporting Greta Gerwig’s Narnia and praising her lifelong passion for the books. bit.ly/4Buu39d
ALT C.S. Lewis’ Family Officially Addresses Greta Gerwig’s ‘Narnia’ Movie
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“Feminist, Facing the Consequences of her Actions”
Oil on canvas
France, 2026
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Nobody is ready for 2028.
The survivors will call it World War Meme.
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In Greta Gerwig’s Narnia, Jadis uses magic to shatter the Eagle & Child. This is the real Oxford pub where Lewis, Tolkien, and the Inklings actually met and where the Narnia books were shaped. There is no narrative reason for it to appear. Its inclusion isn’t an accident, but a deliberate choice.
In an adaptation already altering the source’s theology and metaphysics, the destruction of the physical site where those ideas were forged functions as a symbolic act: the origin point of the story is targeted and erased by the very antagonist the books exist to defeat. That is the definition of desecration, not homage.
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The Un-Fantasy. People, please, stop waiting on a company to produce something they are incapable of producing. WotC hates the old players, has a disclaimer online for almost 7 years stating that the entire era that D&D was made in was "bad" and that they are not like that, that they are morally superior, have repeatedly attacked its founders, players, designers and customers as racists, etc.. etc.; and then they dangle brand names and setting names in front of faces and everyone gets delirious, hopeful, speculative... They hate you, they look down upon you, they see you as chumps who they can treat with open contempt and then get you crawling and mewling like the swine they actually regard you as by flashing shiny objects that they own. Let them, as my friend James Ward used to say, "Die the death".
Whether this is satire or true is irrelevant. The fact is, the is bland and boring and not what D&D is like to exist in. People aren’t existing with trees growing through their house, pseudo dragons on every corner, random men flying above town, and just being boring staring at each other. It’s stupid “whimsical” fairy world stuff made for fans of the Romantasy…not the adventuring world of D&D.
Nothing about this image would make me want to play the game it represents.
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