Christian, familyman, snail-paced author. I fix things for a living, and write stories, when not grumpy about having to write.

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Reading these as a teenager shaped who I am, and what I read, to this day.
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If you add up all the Facebook, Twitter, and Discord posts I've typed up, then deleted without posting, it would make one snarky chunk of commentary—somewhere between Andy Rooney and Larry Correia, though not as well worded. So those backspaces are for the best, really.
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A dormant volcano is not the sort of hill I'd die on.
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P. D. Fenton retweeted
New Mythic Micros are coming soon from @KennethMGRAY2 @johnweagly @writerjcurtis @cterlson @johnTures2 @Christina_haiku @pdfentonwrites @Hart_Horrors Ron Shagmatt @glassofbrycet @ioannaonline @Aliteraryshadow & @VictorDeAnda Until then, check out all the previous collections ⬇️
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Good morning.
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The rising price of Whey protein might tip my hand towards grilling chicken breast every single week.
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I'm thinking about donating my theramin to Goodwill. I haven't touched it in years.
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Some of my favorite albums to spin during the fall. What about you?
Some of my favorite albums to spin during fall. What about you?
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"Overnight oatmeal" was always a psyop. You can eat old fashioned oats after a 15 minute soak.
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Yeah but it's not really fair to base a study COMPLETELY on me, amiright fellas?
JUST IN: Study reveals people who drink 5+ cups of coffee per day have less body fat, more muscle, & higher testosterone.
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Excited to read (and contribute to) this upcoming micro-anthology from Mythic Picnic!
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Starting to think the increase in functional illiteracy is not a bug in the government education system: it's a main feature.
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Temps finally below the 100s and 90s. Went for an evening walk with the family for the first time since spring. Smelled barbecue and backyard firepits. That's the stuff right there.
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P. D. Fenton retweeted
If a toddler hands you a storybook to read to them, that's a sign of great respect in their culture
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There are two types of Christians in the world. Those who say Augustine, and the ones who pronounce it Augustine instead.
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Look buddy, I've made it 40 plus years without knowing which beat to clap on, and I ain't gonna start now.
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In every group, online or real life, the same thought remains. I am the only one here like me.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was adding the "Remember this Device" checkbox to below the password field.
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Harsh truth. However, hypertrophy IS one of those "best time to plant a tree" sort of things.
Your fitness ceiling at 40+ is NOT anywhere near your ceiling in your 20s/30s. If you truly are “in the best shape ever” at 40+, it is NOT because you’re reverse aging (or whatever the fuck longevity BS you tell yourself). It IS a clear sign of woeful fitness earlier in life.
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