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I’m buried in paperwork but I needed to make this parody based on a local TikTok
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bro katie showing feinberg a compilation of her failed speedruns im in genuine tears right now 😭😭
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the most chronically outside minecraft youtuber literally ever. what do you mean you're playing minecraft in a real life ice cave ???
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TNGINAMO JOLLIBEE YUNG BATA 😭
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NO BOY NO BOY!
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olivia delivering her little verse about not kissing passive men at a perfectly reasonable volume while lesbotron3000 is in the background fighting for her life screaming NO BOY NO BOY 😭😭
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kaya tayo Pinaparusahan e😭 pag kayo talaga naka offend ng religion bahala na kayo dyan magkanya kanya kayo 😂
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yo tratando de arreglar mi horario de sueño pero el mundo es tan agradable y tranquilo de 12 a 5 am
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The night before the exam be like
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Every papal health update be like, "The pope is dying. Of laughter, which reflects his overall good spirits. We regret to inform you that the pope will not be with us, today at the usual general audience. No worries. He'll be back next week."
🚨 POPE LATEST 'The night passed calmly for the Pope. Further information will be provided later today' - Holy See Press Office
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“average mcyt-ber joins 5 smps a year" factoid is actually just statistical error. average mcyt-ber joins 1 smp per year. Scott Georg Smajor, who breathes minecraft & joins an smp every week, is an outlier and should not have been counted
how it feels when smajor is my favorite mcyt meaning he’s literally in EVERYTHINT
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RT @miss_mistletoes: Pls take all his pain & suffering and give it to the marcoses & the dutertes
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it's 4pm and i still haven't studied for tomorrow's physics test
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yo tratando de salir de la cama por la mañana
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This is so well said.. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 pupusta ako yung mga nag call out kay Leni na mga peperfect eh may papost nanaman yan na kesyo ganito kesyo ganun.. Nangcall out kayo... dasurv nyo din ma-call out .. bakit.. kasi yung level of entitlement and righteousness nyo is sooooo absurd. If she decides to run and those trolls would use this against her — this is on you.
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ganito kasi yan guys, our country is at the worst state ever. we can't just expect to have the best, the most perfect government after this term ends. we have to take it step by step kasi kung hindi, mas lulugmok lang tayo. all candidates have lapses but with the current options we have, we have no choice but to bet everything on the lesser evil. sadly, nothing and no one is the best for all and the faster we accept that, the faster we can slowly get out of this hell.
Replying to @reingiee
basta ayoko ng “lesser evil” and “winnability” mindset. i want what’s best for all #muting 🫶🏻
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