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Modi caught vibing to anthem of the year.
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"Can't screen Umar Khalid's documentary because he's anti-national" To Mahamanav ki 'India: The Modi Question' screen kar do.
Delhi: On the screening of a documentary on Umar Khalid in Hyderabad, Vishwa Hindu Parishad spokesperson Vinod Bansal says, "Glorifying anti-nationals, people with terrorist mindsets, and those behind bars, and giving them shelter, while corrupting the minds of students who have come to study—this must be stopped. The university administration should take strict action to identify who allowed such anti-national elements to flourish, spread, and be glorified there. The time has come to identify and expel those holding an anti-India mindset and supporting the 'tukde-tukde' gang"
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They don't have any accessible banks in the hills, so they had to use AI. Huge L PNB.😭😭😭
Banking is an essential service that caters to every section of the society. Let us continue our commitment to ensuring that banking services remain available to all. @DFS_India @FinMinIndia #PNB #Banking #BankingWithPurpose #GrowingWithIndia
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New song on Gyanesh Kumar just dropped.
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Saurabh Shukla: What do you have to say about the protest? Neha Bora: If BJP can't handle a protest, they should come clean that Gyanesh is a member of their party. Saurabh: Delhi Police is detaining you, what about that? Neha: Delhi Police should also come out as a member of BJP. India's next education minister is savage.🤣🤣🤣
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Gyanu Kumar meme.
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Surrender Modi for a reason.
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56 inch ka chhota bandar Baal Narendar, Baal Narendar Van dyke tha jail ke andar CIA se darr gaya bandar USA ko kiya surrender Baal Narendar, Baal Narendar
#WATCH | Delhi: Myanmar Training Camp case | Two foreign nationals from Ukraine and the US were released from Tihar Jail. The special NIA court at Rouse Avenue has granted permission to US National Matthew Aaron Vandyke and 6 Ukrainian nationals to travel to the USA and Ukraine to meet their families for one month, subject to certain conditions and formalities. The court directed the release of their passports to them. All 7 foreigners have been granted default bail by the court.
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Indian govt has blocked my short film about Gyanesh and his SIR scam on twitter. You can still watch it on Instagram (self promotion time, wink-wink). instagram.com/reel/DdrWJA2JP….
Dastan-e-vote chori ft. Gyanesh. Watch & share.
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> Went to Agra to shoot a video outside Commissionerate. > Filed a complaint and called it FIR. > Will soon ask for donation on his QR code. Jay Rathore is a noob, Randomsena is the real scamster of RW.
FIR has been Registered against Scammer Jay Singh Rathore. He will be Arrested within 2 hours 🚨 His Jail Photo will be Posted soon Never Abuse Randomsena 🔥
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Rajiv Kumar the OG vote chor.
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When Rahul Gandhi exposed the Haryana Vote Chori, Abhishek Banerjee questioned him. He lost his state. When Rahul Gandhi talked about Vote Chori during the Delhi Elections, Kejriwal didn't want to stand with him. He lost his state. When Rahul Gandhi spoke about Vote Chori during Bihar Election campaign, Tejashwi Yadav distanced himself. He lost his state. Now everyone is taking this issue seriously. How the turntables.
Delhi: Congress MP and LoP Rahul Gandhi says, "...We did the Haryana 'vote chori' presentation, which, frankly, is the most devastating presentation because of the level of discrepancies that have taken place there. And then, now, the two gentlemen make it public. Please understand what these two gentlemen are saying: they're saying that the vote does not exist in India anymore..."
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From Vote Chori comes Kanoon Chori. From Kanoon Chori comes Sanstha (Institution) Chori. If the vote is stolen, any law the MPs make is illegal. Any institutional change they make is stolen. - Rahul Gandhi
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Anti-incumbency did not exist in Saddam's Hussein Iraq. Anti-incumbency does not exist in North Korea. Without anti-incumbency, there's no democracy. - Rahul Gandhi.
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waiting for rahul gandhi's press conference.

ALT Mr Bean Waiting GIF by MOODMAN

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Godi reporter: How can you target BJP for winning elections? Dipke: I'm talking about Gyanesh Kumar, are you claiming that he's on BJP's payroll? Abe😭😭😭
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When Ranjan Gogoi gave the Ram Mandir verdict, Modi was at his peak. When Parliament gave Modi Electoral Bond, he was at his peak. When ED-CBI gave him MPs, he was at his peak. But Gyanesh gave Modi Bihar & Bengal when he was at his lowest. Surely he will go down in history as Modi's best asset.
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Judiciary is compromised. Executive is compromised. Media is compromised. ED-CBI-Police is compromised. ECI is compromised. Even some opposition leaders are compromised. If Modi gets another term, he might invent institutions to sabotage them.
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Gyanesh Kumar rn.😭😭🙏
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