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Did Larry fuck all these dudes wives? Why do they all circle jerk on Orcl
Larry Ellison and $ORCL investors deserve to get completely wiped out. That will be for the overall good of our financial system, as it will result in a better allocation of risk capital. Investors must be penalized for poor choices. The entire system suffers when they are not.
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Serious answer: yes. Before joining Microsoft, I knew maybe five people who used Copilot. I lived in a San Francisco tech bubble, and all of us worked at companies with fewer than 5,000 employees. Microsoft 365 Copilot now has over 30 million paid seats and is growing fast. It's also a significant market penetration if you look at the number of seats / knowledge workers in Enterprises Working at MSFT has made me understand why. Large companies need AI that works with their existing data and meets their privacy and compliance requirements, often across multiple countries. Add governments and regulated industries, and it gets even more complex. Copilot can handle that. So people use Copilot for real work, and yes, most people love it. I use it every day now: Copilot CLI for coding (with access to models from Gemini, OpenAI, xAI and Anthropic!) + Copilot Cowork for regular chat Etc. I’ve been happy with it. I think the perception gap on this website comes from the San Francisco tech bubble. If you’re a tech bro like me, you mostly know people at smaller companies. You don’t see much of the enterprise world where Copilot is used.
Replying to @satyanadella
Serious question: does ANYONE use copilot?
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Anyone who follows energy infrastructure (lng terminals, pipelines, even large nuclear and gas plants) knows this. It’s rare for a project to finish on time and on budget with no environmental or political groups fighting them
Replying to @Oracle
Force-majeure notices are commonplace in developments of this scale and are often used to preserve contractual rights among project partners. They do not, by themselves, establish a project delay or change delivery expectations.
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60% of S&P 500 stocks are now trading below their 100-day moving average, the worst market breadth since March 🚨
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Netflix's growth engine is shifting gears. Netflix's U.S. and Europe gross adds stay soft as fresh EMEA price hikes roll out, while Asia hits record gross add growth (inclusive of free trials). Engagement is shifting too — non-English content is driving gains as English-language originals cool. Netflix keeps the lowest churn in the U.S. SVOD market, but free-trial pushes in Europe/Asia raises the question of how long that edge holds. Senior Research Analyst: Magalie Grossheim Reach out for our latest NFLX Q3'26 Update: insights@mscience.com #Netflix $NFLX #Streaming #InvestmentResearch
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1/ "No matter how prominently we show the links, users won't click." An OpenAI engineer, quoted in the newly unsealed NYT v OpenAI filing. Buried in 92 pages there's a traffic story every SEO should read 🧵
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Google massively increased the number of external links within AI Overview answers.
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Across the top 2M websites, the ChatGPT Ads pixel is now being added on more new sites each day than $META, LinkedIn, $RDDT and $SNAP combined The pace has accelerated since the start of Sep. and the # of total sites using ChatGPT Ads is on pace to double vs. a month ago (1/3)
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10 days from the best buy-point in the 4-year election cycle $SPY Rubner Citadel
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Friday afternoon market news dump -Ant ipo delayed until November -Ant expects $100b arr by ye, investors wanted $110b. Expect Q3 to show good nums -OAI expecting $280b cash burn thru 2030 -Gemini hacked 3 companies in May -Accenture back from the dead becoming Ant AI auditor
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NM Supreme Court unanimously lifted stays on orcl/OAI’s Project Jupiter air permit & water authorization. Proceedings can resume Separately, Deb Haaland proposed a moratorium on new large-scale data centers in NM but unlikely to apply to Jupiter bc not new $orcl
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FT article today about 7 month delay is already baked into the timeline orcl has reiterated about H1 2027 delivery (November -> June bc of pipeline). Main campus construction has been continuing (9% to 26% in 2 months) while bloom energy grid was delayed bc of courts
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$U TickerTrends B2B data shows 4 companies were first observed using Unity Ads in June 2026, the strongest month for new company additions in 2026: Refinery89 — June 1 Almedia — June 2 Underdog Fantasy — June 23 Mode Mobile — June 30
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Does anyone have a constructive view on PINS here? It’s 7.5x 2027 PE if you believe street numbers Skewed towards retail/consumer which is all imploding but is there anything else to why it trades so badly? OpenAI ads gonna take shopping/intent share?
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-Jensen saying 2x chips next year -OAI new product launches this/next week -ChatGPT new conversational ads and Shopify integration -CRWV 6% dilutive raise (more capex) -Jensen/Zuck told DJT to reject a new AI regulatory oversight committee idea
-NBIS raising spot prices ~20% -AMZN huge generator order / investment in GNRC -GEV FY update strong orders -Sama gonna be at Trump/Xi dinner -Databricks rolled out Astra to 3,500 engineers (also talked about cheaper model routing)
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Lots of very downbeat takes on Saudi oil. Yet, Riyadh exported yesterday ~6m barrels via Hormuz dark transits -- roughly half of what left the Persian Gulf on the day. Satellite data shows further tankers were loading yesterday at Ras Tanura and Juaymah. If the kingdom wants, it can replicate UAE/Iraq/Kuwait SoH dark transits strategy. All what takes is political will (which Riyadh has been forced to find after an attack closed the East-West oil pipeline) and money to pay for incredible expensive freight. Aramco has spent the last two days selling huge amounts of crude for delivery ship-to-ship in late Sept and Oct in the Gulf of Oman. Most going to Asia.
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-NBIS raising spot prices ~20% -AMZN huge generator order / investment in GNRC -GEV FY update strong orders -Sama gonna be at Trump/Xi dinner -Databricks rolled out Astra to 3,500 engineers (also talked about cheaper model routing)
-Meta upgraded by Citi, Muse downloads exceeding IG -Instinct raising at $10b val -Zuck letter saying pace on your own & not stopping -2 OpenAI execs admitting pacing/safety = more compute -OAI new raise @ $1.2T -Dario clarifying comments at Dreamforce -Ant new Aus compute deal
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Today we rolled out Astra to every engineer at Databricks (N=~3500). Some notes that may be helpful to others: 1. Astra unambiguously out performs our previous highest-end models (Opus 5, Sol 5.6) on highly complex tasks, especially those related to high level system design or long range horizontal tasks. 2. Engineers given Astra increased overall coding spend by around 60% compared to baseline. 3. It is not clear Astra meaningfully improves on medium/low complexity coding tasks compared to earlier models. We suspect those tasks are mostly saturated (i.e. perfectly executed) by existing models. 4. We learned above by piloting Astra with around 200 users to gain signal on both quality and cost. We use Unity Gateway to do cohort-based experiments for all new models. 5. We give engineers a sub-budget specific to Astra to encourage them to use Astra selectively on complex tasks while preferring lower cost models for everyday tasks. Our engineers are able to mix-and-match tools and models within their overall budget envelope (we also allow for increased budgets through various mechanisms). These budgets are defined in Unity Gateway and regularly revisited. Note: We do not have robust comparisons of Astra-vs-Fable because we have net yet rolled out Fable widely due to data retention policies.
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