Certified nerd who channels his plentiful trauma into creative writing and video games. Australian, Bisexual, (He/Him). Occasional NSFW RTs, you've been warned.

Victoria, Australia
The Four Horsemen of the Adultery Apocalypse: #kingdon #samguel #jancy #olitz
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dana big dick evans
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Amazing news, ladies and gentlemen, news to warm the hearts of nations: Insomniac Games.. have invented the Options menu. Please keep your applause to a reasonable volume.
Insomniac has implemented a new toggle feature in ‘WOLVERINE’ to allow you to disable some of the Scent Trails, Audio Clues, and Nightmare Roots. (via: @ItsNikfor)
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KOTOR 1: "Oh no, the galaxy is in danger! We need to assemble a merry band of lovable misfits to save the galaxy from evil!" KOTOR 2: "The least weird member of your team is Granny Nietzsche, who is insisting you have to kick the puppies for the sake of the galaxy. Good luck."
The first KOTOR game has fun charming little character interactions that sort of imply at friendships abd dynamincs between the companions themselves and beyond just the player, so it kind of rules that KOTOR 2 has just the worst vibes in every one of those interactions.
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This had 7 likes when I went to bed, what happened? 😭 Anyway, this is your reminder that Kreia canonically assumes you want to have sex with Visas because you talked to her once. Granny, leave my search history alone 😠
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Comic Andrea was so cool that the final death scene in the show is a direct homage to Andrea's death. Meanwhile TV Andrea gets a storyline where you think she is worshipping The Governor to manipulate him, and then the payoff is "No, she really was just that fucking stupid."
Dead ass, Andrea might well be the WORST comic book character to ever be adapted. Marvel, DC, anything, she's the worst. Y'all thought Batman killing people was bad, Andrea was THE best character in the comics and is a bumbling idiot in the TV series.
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Dead ass, Andrea might well be the WORST comic book character to ever be adapted. Marvel, DC, anything, she's the worst. Y'all thought Batman killing people was bad, Andrea was THE best character in the comics and is a bumbling idiot in the TV series.
in her defense there was no reason he needed to look that damn dirty 💀
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I like this more than the album version, and I loved the album version 😵‍💫 Generational talent.
Olivia Rodrigo performs “stupid song” for Amazon Music.
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I think it says a lot about the quality of the fights in this show that these results are pretty even... but c'mon, the school brawl is simply too iconic.
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happy 4 years to the greatest monologue in tv history
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Thought this was gonna be a hard pill to swallow but no he’s still the goat
Alan Cumming on how women have ruined feminism for him.
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Me watching that god-awful Gates of Darkness movie, because it had Best Girl. Her and Tobin Bell were the best actors in the movie, btw.
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I'm so curious to know how the HBO show handles that scene 👀 😅
abby after owen pulled her braid on the boat
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This acc just see some viral tweets and go with it
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- reads from teleprompter - immediately starts with October 7th - still won’t call it a genocide - says he doesn’t know enough about what’s happening - makes no apology to Macklemore or addresses dropping him from the tour - doesn’t mention where his donation will be going to - doesn’t encourage anyone to donate - won’t say Israel is the reason Gaza is suffering - won’t say free Palestine - only cries when he sees people showed up to the concert because that’s what he cares more about. Fuck him.
PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Ed Sheeran opens solo concert with comments about Gaza, says what's happening is 'catastrophic and unjustifiable.'
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So I had a horrendous day yesterday, but one of the few upsides was I finally acquired Cobra Kai Season 6 on DVD. Having that whole series in a physical format, fully owned and available, is a nice weight off my shoulders.
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Nearly 300 likes on Samguel. The world is healing.
when you think about it
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I don't mean to be dramatic but I would go to war for her.
Sadie Sink for Calvin Klein 📷
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Absolutely nothing. That’s why I vehemently rebuke the notion that sucking dick is slavery. A man that’s willing to unsheathe his blade in front of a woman is a man that’s making a Faustian bargain that could lead to his own demise. A blowjob is a social contract founded on trust
genuinely what’s stopping someone from biting ur dick off during a blowjob?
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the people in the replies like “yeah get them queen!!!!”
Replying to @SupriyaGanesh
I say this kindly, please touch grass!!
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I love how they decided to fully lean into Jason being this unstoppable monster by making him extremely fast, aggressive, and even smart in terms of traps resulting in him being the scariest he’s ever been imo.
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