Absolutely nothing. That’s why I vehemently rebuke the notion that sucking dick is slavery. A man that’s willing to unsheathe his blade in front of a woman is a man that’s making a Faustian bargain that could lead to his own demise. A blowjob is a social contract founded on trust
genuinely what’s stopping someone from biting ur dick off during a blowjob?

Sep 18, 2026 · 6:02 PM UTC

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Replying to @Uchihaddy
Bro using Cockratic reasoning in the modern age
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Replying to @Uchihaddy
During oral sex, the one pleasing is the one with the power, but you're not ready for that conversation.
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Replying to @Uchihaddy
he really sat down and qa'd the blowjob threat model
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Replying to @Uchihaddy
We need to arrest you immediately
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Replying to @Uchihaddy
That's why I've bitten about 6 dicks so far. Power means nothing unless you exercise it
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Replying to @Uchihaddy
“willing to unsheathe his blade”
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Yea it’s actually a power move to suck dick Just the right flex of your jaw and you could ruin his life forever
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what a poet
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Replying to @Uchihaddy
the blowjob is a beautiful partnership, trusting someone enough with your most precious belonging knowing that they will give you the most ethereal of the human sensations, such institution precedes all in terms of mutual trust, honesty and kindness, a true testament of goodness
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Replying to @Uchihaddy
Truer words were never spoken. I think the ol' succ is a far more intimate act than sex itself, simply because of how vulnerable one is during it.
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Replying to @Uchihaddy
That would make sense if that wasnt a crime punishable with jail time
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Replying to @Uchihaddy
Actually the absence of teeth during a blowie is another version of mutually assured destruction working as a deterrent. Yes, the foid could give you the Lorena Bobbitt treatment while she's down there, but suffice it to say that her safety would be infringed upon thereafter.
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Replying to @Uchihaddy
it's literally called "eating pussy" as always a man's lot is a trifle in comparison 🙄
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Replying to @Uchihaddy
Same with eating pussy , it’s the peak of trust
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Replying to @Uchihaddy
Surrender is consensual. Slavery isn't.
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Replying to @Uchihaddy
Men will stick out their dick to anything that has a hike please. It’s not trust. You just lack self control
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Replying to @Uchihaddy
"A blowjob is a social contract founded on trust" I'll be thinking of that next time to make it last longer.
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Replying to @Uchihaddy
That was very poignant, Suckrates
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Replying to @Uchihaddy
the way hes calling it a faustian bargain like he didnt just write the most romantic thing ive ever seen on this app
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Replying to @Uchihaddy
Who said a woman was doing the blowing? 😜
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People are gonna cancel you for being able to articulate well.
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Replying to @TheWarOnProtein
I was so afraid of this scenario that I deliberately avoided getting succ until the ripe old age of thirty-four, when I finally met a fellatrix with whom I was sufficiently comfortable.
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Replying to @Uchihaddy
you could almost definitly get away with it to
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These crazy guys doing it in the car, imagine what happens of you crash, oh no man.
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Not the blowjob's SWOT analysis
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Trust is the foundation of all relationships so if letting a woman you don't trust to suck your meat, there is 50-50 chance you will loose your meat
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Philosophical underpinnings of cocksucking. That’s a new one.
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the way hes calling it a faustian bargain like he didnt just write the most romantic thing ive ever seen on this app
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You honestly believe that a woman would live if she did that?!
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Replying to @Uchihaddy
Babe, wake up. We've got people on the timeline writing theses using Suckratic reasoning.
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Replying to @Uchihaddy
People ask me why I refuse to delete Twitter. This is why. Where else do you find such mastery of language in the articulation of absolute brainrot? 😭
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Not just trust, fear also. It's like mutually assured destruction.
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i love scaring men about biting so they get nervous when i'm down there :)
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Replying to @Uchihaddy
You are a gentlemen and a scholar. Very astute observation
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