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If you’re attractive, your melancholy is cool and poetic. If you’re not attractive, your melancholy is lame and gay
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International tweet up a decade in the making #gayfortniteballs
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First man ever who looks Like This and does not sing in falsetto. That on its own is pretty impressive
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I know Twitter is a dying mall at this point and I’m probably shouting into the void but if I still have followers/mutuals in the PNW let’s be friends. I am new in town
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I don’t know how else to tell people that emergency personnel never want to be asked “what the craziest thing they’ve seen” is
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