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Welcome new followers. Here’s my deal: -Cradle Orthodox -16 year veteran of Classical education -Hobbies: cooking, writing -Vices: outlaw cinema, videogames -Tide/Cards/Seahawks -If it threatens my peace, I mute it 👍
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Buc-ee’s billboards be like REFRESHMENT IS YOURS!* *in 875 miles
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Just crossed the Chunky river in Mississippi. Looks like it’s taking Ozempic.
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(Woke 1 would have canceled me for this.)
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This is the most heated the algorithm has gotten me in a minute. Time to retire. Tomorrow, we head to Texas, where the listening is good.
Her first instinct when emotional is to shoot her boyfriend in the head and cover it up. Yet John lets her get away with murder because he thinks she's a great role model for her manhunter son who already has political aspirations to destroy the world. Incredible writing.
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Every time I think about this it makes me angry. Green Lantern fans still haven’t seen a good/definitive live action take on the character. You cannot subvert what hasn’t been realized yet. And I’m not even a huge Green Lantern fan, I just think he’s cool!
Replying to @PolytropicSage
You’re gonna take Hal Jordan, one of the coolest, most entertaining superheroes in comics history, and give him to Kyle Chandler, one of the most naturally charismatic actors working today, and then you’re going to assassinate his character before making him die a meaningless death? Sod the DCU. Salt this entire enterprise.
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Seeing a lot of posts like this one and they’re valid but ignoring the real question which is WHY IN BLAZES IS ANY OF THIS IN A GREEN LANTERN STORY
-Gives your black character the intergalactic equivalent of an unregistered firearm. -Calls it the “Dark Lantern”. -Let’s a white cop get away with murder because the “guilt is worse than prison”. -Makes him pay reparations to a white woman. What did they mean by this?
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Replying to @PolytropicSage
That’s the backstrap. Most tender part of the pizza and it is reserved for the hunter.
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My family doesn’t suspect a thing.
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Is this a good faith read of the show? Because BLIMEY, John Stewart didn’t deserve this either.
#lanternsfinale It's almost poetic that #Lanterns was arguably the greatest exercise in narrative gaslighting that I have ever watched. Over and over again, characters in the show tell us how we are supposed to assess other characters, or how we are supposed to interpret events, despite what we actually see being said and done. We're *told* Hal Jordan is a bitter, broken-down racist and sexist who is terrible and everyone hates him. Yet Hal Jordan is the only character actually working to save lives, stop the villains, and behave reasonably. Despite being targeted for death by a town filled with acolytes to a genocidal alien Manhunter, we *see* him trying to protect these same townspeople from the Manhunter's death rays, and he never takes a single life. Yet he goes to prison for crimes he never committed, while the collaborating Sheriff and townsfolk go free. We're told John Stewart is ultimately a better Green Lantern than Hal Jordan; that he is effectively the Chosen One. Yet we see him lie to people, torture people, murder people, and try to con a city out of billions in tax dollars for emergency shelters he privately admits are unnecessary and pointless. He lets the murderer of Hal Jordan go free, and helps to cover-up the existence of another genocidal Manhunter on Earth. He then claims a power over Earth that he was not granted, fueled by a Lantern tainted with fear. But, no, he is the best Green Lantern, everyone. Hal Jordan ultimately wanted to die and doesn't mind that the alien-collaborating, murderously unstable mother of a hybrid alien monster will walk free. The writers told me how and what to think. And, seriously, who am I going to believe? The narratively incompetent, race-obsessed Lanterns writing room? Or my lying eyes?
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Adam H. Condra ☦️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito
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1. Young Goodman Brown, Nathaniel Hawthorne 2. Good Country People, Flannery O’Connor 3. The Great Sermon Handicap, P.G. Wodehouse
please tell me 2-3 short stories you like that you can remember right off the dome without digging in to any lists or notes. maybe not favorite but ones you can cite off rip 1. p’s parties jhumpa lahiri 2. class war to nantucket 3. the kij johnson one about the bridge builder
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What is Humble Bundle going to do when they run out of Yakuza games?
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I hate this so much. Bottomless contempt.
"Lanterns" writer Tom King on Hal Jordan's murder: "We had a big debate. It was like, 'Does Kerry Kane get punished?' Nothing could punish her more than the fact that she did that thing and she has to live with it. There's no, like, jail isn't worse than that."
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You’re gonna take Hal Jordan, one of the coolest, most entertaining superheroes in comics history, and give him to Kyle Chandler, one of the most naturally charismatic actors working today, and then you’re going to assassinate his character before making him die a meaningless death? Sod the DCU. Salt this entire enterprise.
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I believe every Supra is a little pebble dropped in the stream of time, and you can feel the ripples of its effects in the days before it happens and in the days after— brief moments of elation, assuredness, and joyful melancholy. Felt them yesterday and today.
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Adam H. Condra ☦️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
One of the great things about the Narnia books is how clearly women/girls are valued, and how much dignity they have *as they are,* not as dysfunctional men — including, importantly, that they they have faults and vices. 1/3
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I still have never been able to find the original source for this quote. If you know it, please share.
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Alien and Pan’s Labyrinth come close. They surpass it depending on the day.
The Thing (1982) is the best horror movie ever made and it isn't close. Prove me wrong.
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Now that I’m through all the prologues and can switch freely between timelines: 1) Cai: rules, very tempted to just play his path straight through 2) Theodora: great 3) Leda: hope she becomes less bloodthirsty over time 4) Dietrich: lame, but Esmerelda makes his path bearable
Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave: I have been playing this for the last week and it’s very good, but the work needed to get the “master timeline” off the ground is a tall order. You’re basically playing a 10-hour visual novel before it opens up.
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Student: “Mr. Condra, do you have a favorite band?” Me: “Queens of the Stone Age.” Student: “Are they famous?” Me: “They’re pretty big, they just toured with Foo Fighters.” Student: “Foo Fighters? I think I’ve heard of them.” Me:
Robe
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