Blocking or unfollowing me = permission to steal your posts. I usually complain a lot, search “Possum Twitter” community for nothing but possums
Hell, MI
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If a friend has all your other socials and you delete discord and they don't even reach out after a month, are they even your friend?
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Pro tip:Make an amazon business account which requires no phone number (real name + any business info)
Delete "Business" immediately after signing up sign up for an amazon prime trial (30-90 days depending on age, can reuse the same ID) order what you went then delete after trial
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No one remembers when I focused my weaponized on raccoons instead of opossums when I was @ProcyonidPain
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My words are lazy
My thoughts are hazy
But this is something I'm sure of
Everybody needs a bestfriend
And I'm happy I have images of opossums
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WAIT the actor of Susan Benett, the mom in the Ted show, isn't the same Susan Benett that's the voice actor of Siri?
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Fuck, I reinstalled windows and somehow neglected to put the screen recording of me hovering my cursor over every account in my friendlist and showing their usernames on one of my backup drives :/
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Why is it so hard to find a used 61 key midi/usb keyboard? I come up with so many good riffs and melodies while high but I don't have the capital to spend 179.99 + $25 in shipping on a 20 year old used keyboard with yellowing keys
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I got over a half oz of wax on my deskt but I'm fiending bc I don't have anything to smoke out out of
Whole ass rig fell of the desk but thankfully one of the bangers that I bought for $20 each heroically took the shock instead of the $90 rig. It was about time bc the inside of the quartz was yellowing so much no amount of scraping/scrubbing or ultrasonic cleaning could help.
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Can't wait until halloween is over so I can start using discord again. The october call theme is too spooky and makes me pee a little every time when it's ringing
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Possumest Opossum to ever Poss retweeted
Did ya know a group of possums is known as a passel :p
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Remember to use Marsupial inclusive language like saying uncle possy instead of uncle pussy
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Possumest Opossum to ever Poss retweeted
A harsh reality of the furry fandom: if you want to keep your friends sometimes you have to be the one who messages first
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