Profit Mummy Beats 🧟πŸͺ¦πŸŽƒπŸ¦‡@ProfitMoneyBeat

I make noise do stuff. ODB is my personal Jesus. Prolly not your cup of tea.

 God Has Forsaken This Earth
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the worst generation
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It’s funny Boomers are called the β€œMe Generation”
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THE 5055IER
@CleverDanMusic
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Raise your hand if you’ve seen an atom. 🀑
Dave Portnoy
@stoolpresidente
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Raise your hand if you saw us land a man on the moon in person with your own two eyes. Didnt think so. Normal take. Find a new slant
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ive never seen a million dollars with my own 2 eyes therefore millionaires do not exist
Dave Portnoy
@stoolpresidente
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Raise your hand if you saw us land a man on the moon in person with your own two eyes. Didnt think so. Normal take. Find a new slant
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would actually be tough but this operates on the assumption that he doesnt have the ;umpiest most fat folded head shape imaginable and you know that shit looks like a bowl of pudding
I laughed
@found_it_funny
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i fuckin love fall. i love halloween
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anomalocaris@NotFjord
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cool until you realize thats 7 shrimp that can no longer support their families
Zach Ware
@zachware
Oct 4
Longshoremen’s Union: If you automate anything we will go on strike and cripple the US economy. China:
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i got too many shows that take 3 fuckin years to release their next season
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it’s true if it’s just the single dollar that produces one single other dollar every day. they didn’t say that the total dollar amount doubles, just the one dollar πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
Todd of Mischief@AndToddsaid
Oct 6
If you take the $1 that doubles every day, by the end of one year you would have $365.
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chicxulub*
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try? i make them for myself regularly
Food Hub
@F0ODHub
Oct 5
Would you try a burger with a fried egg on top?
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prime location for a walmart
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hadda block community notes man. stop spamming me every time a note gets thrown on some shit i interacted with.
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in that darker blue spot in Texas is where i once got a ticket for going 71 in a 70. no bullshit. i was mad as hell.
Terrible Maps
@TerribleMaps
Oct 5
Where you’re most likely to get a speeding ticket in the U.S.
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Doc Strangelove
@DocStrangelove2
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Remarks
@remarks
Oct 5
JUST IN: πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ US boomers overwhelmingly support higher taxes on younger workers to maintain current Social Security benefits, poll shows.
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dont mention mt everest around me if you not trynna know everything about mt everest
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5055 8055@_UGGGY
Oct 5
Search Results are the new book burnings
Profit Mummy Beats 🧟πŸͺ¦πŸŽƒπŸ¦‡@ProfitMoneyBeat
Oct 4
underfunding education is no accident. it is very intentional and its for that exact reason.
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sure why not
R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalerts
Oct 4
🚨 #BREAKING: Infectious β€œplague” escapes Siberian lab, kills researcher, Russians begin quarantine.
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underfunding education is no accident. it is very intentional and its for that exact reason.
Empire Of Lies
@berningman16
Oct 4
Why are Americans so easily propagandized?
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ok wait i never thought of it like this
suck yuh mudda@SupremeBrina
Oct 3
Why are you as a man eating once a day? You dainty bitch
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yeah its lookin grim my boi
Donald Mitchell
@DonaldPMitchell
Oct 4
The insane landscape of modern drone warfare. Including "dragon drones" dropping molten iron (thermite) onto structures and trenches.
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