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Orlando, FL
Conference days are not healthy days
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At my first @BsidesORL event, and damn they go hard.
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One week from today I'll be having fun at @ATLDevCon talking about Setting Up Your C# Pit of Success. Get your tickets at ticketleap.events/tickets/de…
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The kind of things you have to worry about when making a general framework would just hurt my head. So glad the .NET team takes care of this for us.
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Just made some new friends. Might save the multiverse later.
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The views in Cancun were amazing.
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Replying to @DevLeaderCa

ALT Meme of Obi-Wan Kenobi saying, "Hello There"

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Looking forward speaking about IaC with Pulumi at @DenverDevDay next Friday
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It has come to my attention that when I post links to my blog, some of you have been clicking on them. And for that I sincerely apologize.
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ALT A race car drifting

New Launch🚀Drift Detection: Continuously detect and remediate drift (when actual cloud infrastructure deviates from infrastructure as code source of truth). hubs.ly/Q02tXWyC0
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Trying something new, programming themed web comics. programmeral.com/posts/20240…
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I'm on the edge of not using certain Microsoft products. This popped up when I tried to click a link in the Outlook android app. It wanted to use Edge for all links. And the Remember My Choice is disabled by default.
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Upgraded my desktop and the graphics are so much better. Even @chesscom got an upgrade. You can really see the shading on those pieces.
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Talking Pulumi at #OrlandoCodeCamp today!
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3 good Terminator films, 2 okay ones, 1 really bad one, and people still want machines to make all the decisions.
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Going into 2024 with a really aspirational goal. If I keep saying it, it might come true.
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Me: I need a professional looking picture. My wife:
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Anyone else let their GitHub access tokens expire because you don't know what they're for, so you have to see what breaks first?
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New handle, same stupid face
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Haha suckers, I'm free from this hell hole. I promise to post invite codes when I can.
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Continued my tradition of carving programming stuff into my Halloween pumpkin. This year it's the Pulumi Pulumipus. I think it turned out...as good as I can make it.
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It's important to manage your manager's expectations.
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People really do run OSS code through grammar filters and make junk PRs. For what? Bragging rights? Hacktoberfest prizes?
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Looks like Twitter is hiding what's an ad until you click on it. Are they trying to stop people from blocking them?
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Continuing the stream in about a half hour. This week we'll finalize what we're actually making. Is it a Pulumi Provider? A Custom Resource? A Dynamic Provider? I don't know what the difference is. So we'll learn the differences, then decide which to use. piped.video/watch?v=1XeKY68_…
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The Halloween season has begun
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Zero likes. I think I've thoroughly proven my point. Whatever it was.
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We'll be live again with the Pulumi custom resource in about a half hour. Going to continue the work we started last week. Maybe fix how the unit tests are done. piped.video/watch?v=vnkcwQok…
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After blocking so many companies, these are the ads Twitter shows me now.
My favorite mobile game right now is opening Twitter and blocking all ads that show up. No exceptions. Now this guy is going to ruin it.
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My favorite mobile game right now is opening Twitter and blocking all ads that show up. No exceptions. Now this guy is going to ruin it.
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But he was created just to...
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This account got a lot of followers (myself included) as a Marvel fan account, then switched to being all about Web3 crypto scams. I hate it here.
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Got into the GitHub Copilot Chat beta and I don't think it was trained on a lot of C#. Prompt: "Any bugs in this method?"
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That's not me. Or any natural human.
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Bathrooms. All this time you had to use the gas station across the street.
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Today we said goodbye to Trinity. She was a good girl who will be missed.
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ALT Ivan Ooze Power Rangers GIF saying: What is that odious stench? Smells like...teenagers.

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Spoiler alert: He looks like Michael Keaton
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When you aren't allowed to use A.I. to write an article, but still have to write generic articles for clicks.
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Here's a timeline cleanser. Princess Trinity enjoying being petted on a Saturday evening.
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Agreed, completely re-writing an application fixes all problems. (Sensitive image is Elno being wrong again)
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3 minutes after sales started
Looks like #AntManAndTheWaspQuantumania tickets are now on sale. Buy them now before that neighbor you hate does.
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This cutie is 11 today. Happy birthday Trinity!
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Replying to @KevinNaughtonJr

ALT Gif saying, "Wake up choose violence"

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Someone protect Tom Holland. He could be next.
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You'll never convince me this is the KIA logo. It's for Killer Ninstinct, a company that's makes logos you put on your nondescript car.
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Nope, that was Superman 3
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Replying to @tonycam12
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This cutie loves her routines. Doesn't know why we have to wait an extra hour to go to bed. Wants everyone to go to bed now.
In hours. No one told scientists about it, and they've been using minutes this whole time.