Creator of the first pixelated Milady. Car sales, trading and the zeitgeist.

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Replying to @kmad @matthew_pines
I think we might lose public key cryptography.
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based on my data analysis, integer multiplication will be linear time by tomorrow!
We are publishing an update to OpenAI problem #109 Integer multiplication) with another substantial further tightening: κ = 2⁻⁵⁹ (from OpenAI’s original κ = 2⁻¹⁸²) Approximately 500 thousand fold improvement over our previous result and a 2¹²³ fold improvement over the original OAI result. The latest redesigned the finite network to share intermediate computations and scratch space, then tightened the recursion and Gaussian estimates.
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Having money tucked away is a good thing. The stress of bills and expenses is the weight people really feel. "Saving for retirement" is an insane concept though. Once you have the basics covered you should be lifemaxxing, not squirreling away for a diminished future existence.
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You do NOT want to stop moving Anon.
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One of the most malicious things you could do to another person in the year of our lord 2026 would be to “onboard” them into “crypto”
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Should I watch Digger a second time before I go see it in IMAX on Saturday?
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A lot of my supplements look identical so when I go on a trip i just mix them all up in a bag and shake them, figuring physics/God got my back.
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Alienating all my friends and family by constantly prosthelytizing about Digger.
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Drake Maye is not nearly talented enough to be getting away with this sort of thing.
Patriots QB Drake Maye says he is uncertain whether the United States landed on the moon in 1969.
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BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE NEARLY $10000 OF EXTRA INCOME EVERY YEAR AND WAITING 35 YEARS FOR A RETIREMENT THAT MAY NEVER COME IS A LONG ASS TIME
So you’re telling me if I open a Roth IRA at 25 and invest $625/mo in an S&P500 index fund like $VOO I’ll have roughly $2.3 million by age 60, completely tax-free. Why aren’t more people doing this?
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Casually spent a new Corolla worth of gas fees (99 percent was 2021-2022)
Today’s kids will never understand this
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Looks like I’m gonna wait and do IMAX on the weekend
I should see Digger a second time tonight.
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Brushing up on my HR mandated fire safety training this AM
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Why wait til Saturday for what we can do today?
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I should see Digger a second time tonight.
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YOU DONT WANT ME TO
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Harry: Uncle Vernon? Vernon: What is it, boy?! Can't you see I'm trying to watch Top Gear?! Harry: this is my friend Luna Lovegood. Vernon: What?! One of your weird friends from that freak school?! Luna: Hello, Mr. Dursley. You have a wonderful home. Harry told me you have a large knowledge of crime statistics and strong opinions on minorities. Would you have time to talk about per capita? Vernon: Oh...oh my, what a charming young lady! Petunia, dearest, we have guests! Could you put the kettle on?! Now Ms. Lovegood, where would you like to start? Luna: We could start with how unfair it is that those hook-nosed goblins hold disproportionate amounts of power in the banking system. Vernon: HAHAHA! well, young lady, they definitely don't like it when you call them that, but you seem to have the right idea!
"I think you're wrong, Hermione." "Abortion is women's healthcare! It's even more civilized in the Magical World!" "Killing your children is not healthcare." "You're just brainwashed by the patriarchy!"
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When the email says “any update on this?” and the update is I forgot it existed
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9 am: i can’t wait till bedtime 10 pm: i’ve always wanted to write my own operating system
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